Re: Corrupt the Wish!

by Killaman16 Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:47 am

Zombie apocalypse happens and you are forced to kill all your loved ones and live a very lonely existence.

I wish for a small cardboard box.

by **MikuHatsune** Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:17 am

^i have absolutely not problem with that....uhh i mean if i had no choice ofcourse lol

you get a cardboard box, but then it rains and it gets all soggy and rips apart

i wish for METAL GEAR

by **Saya** Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:53 am

you recieve one small metal gear

i wish i could shout like the dovahkiin

by CluelessNeko Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:08 am

You did for 3 days, but lost your voice, because you shouted to much.

I wish my life was like a Action,ecchi,comedy,and supernatural.

by **MikuHatsune** Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:39 pm

it is, but you are not the main character, you are the secondary character that all the main character's harem group treats like a punching bag, oh since its action, he also dies

i wish for a corrupt wish

by Killaman16 Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:15 pm

MikuHatsune wrote:it is, but you are not the main character, you are the secondary character that all the main character's harem group treats like a punching bag, oh since its action, he also dies

i wish for a corrupt wish

You get a wish but it goes to someone else but since you asked for a corrupted one the wish goes berserk causing it to rip the space time continuum and causing the equivalent of diving by zero.

I wish I could run fast without any physical drawbacks Anf

by **MikuHatsune** Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:35 pm

you become black Asmile

i wish star wars was real

by Guest Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:41 pm

Star Wars becomes real but everyone is turned into a character of it so you become a Wookie

I wish I knew how to swim D:

by Destructo Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:41 pm

edit: You take a swimming class, but you drown in the non-shallow side of the pool.

I wish that I'll be able to survive the next two weeks.

by **MikuHatsune** Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:46 pm

LadyRay01 wrote:Star Wars becomes real but everyone is turned into a character of it so you become a Wookie

omg that would be awesome, wookies are the shit!

Destructo wrote:edit: You take a swimming class, but you drown in the non-shallow side of the pool.

I wish that I'll be able to survive the next two weeks.

you die a day later Adur

i wish i could explore another planet....with oxygen

by Killaman16 Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:32 am

You arrive on the planet but get eaten by a space worm.

I wish for an endless supply of orange juice with no pulp...............that's not expired. Anf

by **MikuHatsune** Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:10 am

you get powdered kool-aid Asmile

i wish i had a swimming pool

by Guest Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:30 pm

You have a swimming pool but crocs and snapping turtles decide to make it their home.

I wish was cooking guru

by GhostCell Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:34 am

but all your cooking tools turn into paper oragimi versions of themselves
. I wish to catch them all

by **MikuHatsune** Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:08 pm

you catch every sexual disease known to man Adur

i wish for a jetpack!

by **FightingFurball** Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:43 pm

You get a jet pack but no fuel for it.

I wish Joshiraku would be subbed already...

by **MikuHatsune** Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:38 pm

you get troll subs Adur

i wish i knew how to sleep on time

by Guest Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:42 pm

You go to sleep on time but you never wake up on time

I wish I had Kuroshitsuji figures :,(

by UltimaBuster Sat Jul 28, 2012 12:06 pm

You get your Figurines but they are contained inside a radioactive barrel which is delivered to your home and you get CANCER.

I wish when I Fart it doesn't smell like shit Adur

by Killaman16 Sat Jul 28, 2012 12:15 pm

UltimaBuster wrote:You get your Figurines but they are contained inside a radioactive barrel which is delivered to your home and you get CANCER.

I wish when I Fart it doesn't smell like shit

Now when you fart it smells like weed which attracts the police hounds and prompts them to bite your ass off.

I wish all this clutter to the right would go away. Anf

by Guest Sat Jul 28, 2012 10:38 pm

The clutter to the right is obliterated but FA destroys Nana in the process

I wish I was a master sled dog musher

by UltimaBuster Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:29 pm

You become the master sled dog musher and become so confident you decide to go in the middle of winter, and then a blizzard comes to trap you, and you eventually die a slow cold death with your dogs snuggling next to you ;) (I made it sweet for ya)

I wish I could transform into a gigantic wolf (on choice) Like Fenrir big.

by NoblePhantasm Sun Jul 29, 2012 12:13 am

You immediately get signed on for a Twilight sequel.

I wish Unknown would stop telling me to get a Asian girlfriend.

by Guest Sun Jul 29, 2012 2:00 am

Unknown hits on you himself instead

I wish I had 1 million dollars *pinky to mouth*

by **MikuHatsune** Sun Jul 29, 2012 2:19 am

you get your 1 million, but now everyone is trying to kill you or rob you

i wish i became the smartest person.....ever

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