Corrupt the Wish!

LadyRay01 wrote:You never bought kingdom hearts but now you go through life with an enormous whole where your heart should be.

I wish I could be the best poker player in the world

You are now a poker expert but it turns you were taught to be the best by someone and you now owe him lots of money. You start playing and winning big at casinos til you're caught under the suspicion of counting cards and instantly thrown in jail.

I wish brain burst and the accelerated world existed.

they don't exist, only you can see them causing people to think you have gone insane

I wish I could be the best in world at everything

Evokanu9000 wrote:they don't exist, only you can see them causing people to think you have gone insane

I wish I could be the best in world at everything

youre the best at dying :D

Killaman16 wrote:
You are now a poker expert but it turns you were taught to be the best by someone and you now owe him lots of money. You start playing and winning big at casinos til you're caught under the suspicion of counting cards and instantly thrown in jail.

best poker player
counting cards

what....






i wish that i had photographic memory

MikuHatsune wrote:
i wish that i had photographic memory

You have perfect photo-graphical memory, but your idiotic neighbors' kid blinds you with a laser pointer.

I wish I could time travel.

IeptBarakat wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:
i wish that i had photographic memory

You have perfect photo-graphical memory, but your idiotic neighbors' kid blinds you with a laser pointer.

I wish I could time travel.

you get stuck in loop where every one you love keeps dying over and over again, you are powerless to help them

I wish that I could win the lottery

thats horrible D:


you win the lottery.....but 10 million people also won the lottery so you only get 1 dollar :D

i wish i was impervious to getting blind >:3

you don't get blind but you can only see one pixel

I wish I could make things just be drawing them

Evokanu9000 wrote:you don't get blind but you can only see one pixel

I wish I could make things just be drawing them

All your sentient creations hate you.

I wish I knew every Human language.

You can now here your friends speaking in another language. They are secretly hating you....

I wish......for nothing.

you get everything..... that you don't like

I wish for some to Corrupt the Wish of a wish to corrupt a wish of a wish to corrupt a wish

Everything in the world disappears you are left alone in a a empty white field for the rest of your life.

I wish i had a nice, beautiful girlfriend

I steal your girlfriend, you end up single again forever

I wish I could read people's minds

Granted, but everyone knows you got this ability. Therefore, people will resort to lying in their mind.

Want to know my wish? Alright I'll tell you:

I wish I was really good at playing some b-ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys
who were up to no good
started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said ’You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said ‘FRESH’ and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

you guys want to change it up a bit?

like you HAVE to corrupt the wish above your post, but you can so choose to corrupt other wishes so long as its like 2 or 3 wishes behind your post?

cause lets be frank, some corruptions suck :p

Enlightenment wrote:Granted, but everyone knows you got this ability. Therefore, people will resort to lying in their mind.

Want to know my wish? Alright I'll tell you:

I wish I was really good at playing some b-ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys
who were up to no good
started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said ’You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said ‘FRESH’ and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

you wake from a dream that will never happen

I wish I can never get tired

You are now insomniac forever.

I wish for the worst things to happen to me.

Enlightenment wrote:You are now insomniac forever.

I wish for the worst things to happen to me.

you get visions of worst and best thing happening but stay in limbo

I wish I could tell the future

You see in the future ~~ world ends Dec 2012

I wish I would stop hearing women crying in my basement :((

they start screaming in stead

I wish family guy/South park had an anime equal

Evokanu9000 wrote:they start screaming in stead

I wish family guy/South park had an anime equal

Well you have it...and they're both yaoi

I wish I banged Emma Watson

you banged her.....with a baseball bat, while under the effects of pcp therefor you get put in prison for assault, attempted murder, and the carry and use of said drugs.

i wish the image of nana wearing a dress was removed from my memory

Granted. The image has been replaced with Nana in a bikini.

I wish I had some beer.

You get beer and then an insta-beer gut

I wish I had a fursuit

the fursuit takes over your body

I wish I could see my death as music video