Corrupt the Wish!

yessss im not alone

he remembers to make a wish and you get to corrupt it but the wish became some freak accident paradox and created a ultra massive black hole and consumed everything in existence

i wish for a skyscraper with my name on it

MikuHatsune wrote:yessss im not alone

i wish miku was eaten by loli zombies

There are two wishes

^
^A skyscraper was build with your name on it, but it was quickly bought out...by walmart

^Miku gets "eaten" by loli zomibies and he likes but, but they don't allow him to die and he lives very long with constant "pain"

I wish I could never be injured!

you dont get injured but everything that was suppose to cause injury now yields 10x more pain

i wish i had a sword that never rusts, or dulls

You receive a plastic sword.

I wish I had unlimited free gasoline.

You get free gas for life, but people get irritated as the prices go up, and they steal your car out of jealousy.

I wish that my parents loved me. lol

your parents loved you, but it wasnt you, it was a clone of you, but a better you, super genius, and athletic :3c

i wish for sharks with fricken lazor beams on their fricken heads

Killaman16 wrote:You receive a plastic sword.

you serious....plastic still dulls, i demand a recorruption

While watching shark week on tv, you fall asleep and dream that your house gets sacked by land sharks with lasers on their heads, and they eat your head.

I wish the stuff going on Syria would go wai

MikuHatsune wrote:

Killaman16 wrote:You receive a plastic sword.

you serious....plastic still dulls, i demand a recorruption

not unless it's already dull

that doesnt make sense, you suck at this game

MikuHatsune wrote:that doesnt make sense, you suck at this game

I least I remember to make a wish after I corrupt one!

i wish you would stick that dull plastic sword up your butt

Killaman16 wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:that doesnt make sense, you suck at this game

I least I remember to make a wish after I corrupt one!

aww hell naw mother fucker

Zpektre wrote:i wish you would stick that dull plastic sword up your butt

not until i stick it up yours

I wish that people would stop de-raling this page.

Destructo wrote:I wish that people would stop de-raling this page.

This page stops being derailed but then posting comes to a halt and everyone stops posting in it......forever.

I wish I had powerful desktop computer that could play Crysis at the highest of settings with no problems.

you got skynet, in which case kills you before you have the chance to play crysis.....killed everyone in fact lol

i wish i could rap

MikuHatsune wrote:you got skynet, in which case kills you before you have the chance to play crysis.....killed everyone in fact lol

i wish i could rap

You are able to rap and become very mainstream. The quality of all rap music degrades and the blame is placed solely on you. Someone attempts to throw a brick at you and succeeds, placing you in a never-waking coma.

I wish I could water bend.

You can bend water but in exchange you cannot take in any more fluids causing you to die of dehydration.

I wish I had an infinite amount of chocolate wafers :D

One day, you open your pantry and a flood ton of wafers fall on you and eventually crush your bones. D:

I wish I knew how many licks it took to get to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

You find out but the slits in on the lollipop caused you to cut your tounge several times(dunno if this has only happened to me -.-)


I wish I was the best pimp alive

All the people are now your workers, you contain them all in a small place called earth from your pimp seat on the moon. Unfortunately, there are no normal people left to make use of your workers, which brings your business in severe danger of bankruptcy. Your workers strike and refuse to help with youre transportation back to earth. They left you in your prison, forever alone.

I wish for a consumer protection law against fillers.

WOW, this thread is dead. You get your law but not as many anime are produced now and the anime industry starts to drop since producers have to wait until there's enough material in the manga for full adaptations. They solve this problem by creating more anime original content which doesn't classify as filler since it goes off canon.


I wish Square would get their heads out of their asses and focus on Final Fantasy Versus 13.

There won't be any update on the game at the next TGS and anywhere else for...ever. Not that I need to corrupt that wish or anything lulz. I've given up on damn game.

I wish that I had a popsicle right now.

You get your popsicle, but it lands right on your keyboard and the drips from it mess it up.

I wish I never bought Kingdom Hearts 3D

You never bought kingdom hearts but now you go through life with an enormous whole where your heart should be.

I wish I could be the best poker player in the world