Re: Corrupt the Wish!

by Keck282 Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:36 pm

You get your wish of living a simple life in Marx's communist utopia where robots take care of all the work. One day the robots revolt and kill you and the rest the human population so they can enjoy in the simple bliss humans once enjoyed.

I wish I had more time in a day to read manga and watch anime.

by Killaman16 Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:59 am

Keck282 wrote:You get your wish of living a simple life in Marx's communist utopia where robots take care of all the work. One day the robots revolt and kill you and the rest the human population so they can enjoy in the simple bliss humans once enjoyed.

I wish I had more time in a day to read manga and watch anime.

You get more time to read manga and watch anime but you're stuck in the same day for the rest of your life to finish your huge backlog also including all anime from pre-2000s.

I wish I had a delicious sandwich.

by Destructo Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:26 am

I made you one, but then I ate it myself.

I wish this tummy ache would go way

by **FightingFurball** Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:31 am

Your tummy ache goes away when the Alien Chest Burster bursts out.

I wish Transformer got better movies...

by Destructo Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:05 pm

You read online that Michael Bay is coming back for Transformers 4. (yay :P)

I with my internet speeds were faster.

by YamadaKazuma Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:30 pm

Your Internet speed increases very much, but then the FBI censors the entire Internet and shuts down 90% of the websites and online games. Now your life sucks.

I wish I can see the dark side of the moon.

by CluelessNeko Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:58 pm

Oh you saw it in space.With no suite.

I wish i was a baller.

by Wing Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:32 am

UnknownDepth wrote:Oh you saw it in space.With no suite.

I wish i was a baller.

Everyone abandons you for crying all the time. ForeverAlone.jpg

I wish for money to spend for the Steam Summer Sale.

by **FightingFurball** Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:53 am

Someone hands you a bag of money and runs away. First you are overjoyed but seconds later the police comes by and arrests you for robbery. The money is gone and you have to stay in prison for the duration of the Steam Summer Sale.

I wish for no ne else to die in the books of 'The Song of Ice and Fire' anymore.

by CluelessNeko Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:46 am

Too bad you get to the end and everyone dies, and you dead of a heartattck.

Wish cats can being peace to this world.

by Killaman16 Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:03 am

FightingFurball wrote:Someone hands you a bag of money and runs away. First you are overjoyed but seconds later the police comes by and arrests you for robbery. The money is gone and you have to stay in prison for the duration of the Steam Summer Sale.

I wish for no ne else to die in the books of 'The Song of Ice and Fire' anymore.

No one dies anymore in the books but the character development and overall plot comes to a complete hault.

I wish I had an infinite gaming library.

by YamadaKazuma Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:58 pm

Your wish came true. You have an infinite library of games... demo games.

I wish for world peace (xD)

by Keck282 Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:53 am

World peace comes after the aliens invade and eradicate most of the human population except for 50,000 people.

I wish people would stop being idiot drivers.

by YamadaKazuma Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:10 am

People stop being idiot drivers. Now they are crazy madafaka idiot drivers.

I wish the temperature would stay at 20°C this time around.

by CluelessNeko Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:27 am

It was but it was below 0 C.

I wish anime was real.

by **MikuHatsune** Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:28 pm

it is but you're not invited.

i wish i was born in the future where i can explore space

by CluelessNeko Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:40 pm

You was but you can't die.

Watch school was over.

by **FightingFurball** Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:05 pm

You did but wasever you watched sucked.

I wish people would use proper spelling and grammar. Adissapoint

by YamadaKazuma Wed Jul 11, 2012 4:39 am

People start using proper spelling and grammar on the internet. But now everyone is using the Internet language in real life instead.

I wish there was more time.

by Killaman16 Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:10 am

You get more time but you're stuck in same day, forever.

I wish Pokemon were real.

by Destructo Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:39 am

Your mom is actually Godwarrior, and you get ostracized for liking it.

I wish I had a car that turned out to be a Transformer.

by NoblePhantasm Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:49 am

You do indeed wake up one morning to find that your brand new insert_car_of_your_preference_here is a transformer. Downside is, the very first time it transforms, you are inside it.

I wish the Silent Hill franchise were finally put to rest.

by Killaman16 Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:50 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:You do indeed wake up one morning to find that your brand new insert_car_of_your_preference_here is a transformer. Downside is, the very first time it transforms, you are inside it.

I wish the Silent Hill franchise were finally put to rest.

Silent Hill is put to rest but then the creators of Silent Hill start making generic FPSs. Years later Silent Hill is rebooted as a FPSs action horror game with emphasis on action.

I wish I had the power suit from Crysis.

by CluelessNeko Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:53 am

You do but it will never come off.

Wish I have can of root beer.

by Killaman16 Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:06 am

You get a super small can of root beer.

I wish I had a huge 3DTV

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