Re: Corrupt the Wish!

by YamadaKazuma Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:55 pm

You become a super soldier and all governments of the world want to own you and start World War 3 and everything get's annihilated. You stay alone on the entire planet. Forever alone level OVER 9000!!!

I wish nobody can corrupt this wish :P

by **MikuHatsune** Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:47 pm

Fuuuuuuuu i hate paradoxes

Some random guy just walks up to you and shoots you in the head for no damn reason, turns out he had a mental disorder and you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time .-.

Lol i dunno

Err i wish for all the "good" hentai in the world

by Killaman16 Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:45 am

You get nothing because some people don't consider any hentai to be "good".

I wish my stomach didnt hurt anymore.

by **Saya** Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:58 am

your stomach is removed

i wish it wasnt so hot outside

by **MikuHatsune** Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:20 am

it turns into another ice age

i wish for all the "good" porn in the world Adur

by UltimaBuster Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:04 am

At the time you wished for "good" porn, the definition of good was taken from a homosexual, giving you all of the good gay porn in the world

i wish time would stop whenever I sleep.

by Guest Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:10 am

You go to sleep and time gets stuck and you will be asleep forever

I wish Ash was a better pokemon master

by Killaman16 Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:59 am

LadyRay01 wrote:You go to sleep and time gets stuck and you will be asleep forever

I wish Ash was a better pokemon master

He captures one more pokemon than he usually does and goes back to sucking when he hits a new region.

I wish Cartoon Network would purge itself all of its live-action content.

by UltimaBuster Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:29 am

Cartoon Network PURGED all of the live-action content by killing off its actors/actresses, so there are no more voice actors for the animated stuff.

I wish for Super Clean White Socks that NEVER stain. :DDD

by **Saya** Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:37 am

you recieve your white socks and obtain the perfection of cleanliness but after an amount of time you realize this isnt actually what you wanted and you long to get your socks dirty and to no longer feel perfect for it is tearing you apart. You slowly die due to your insanity.

I wish i had a debit card with endless funds

by UltimaBuster Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:42 am

You get the debit card and decide to travel overseas, While overseas it gets stolen by a super fast thief. Finding out the debit card has unlimited resources, the thief decides to go on the black market and orders multiple nuclear weaponry. Seeing how pathetic he felt about himself he wanted everyone to suffer along with him, starting a world war 3 and a nuclear fallout.

I wish my muscle fatigue instantaneously regenerated resulting in ideal rapid muscle growth and did not deteriorate from lack of use. :D

by **MikuHatsune** Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:50 pm

You become the incredible hulk and destroy everything yoi hold dear lol

I wish i could explore the universe :(

by **Saya** Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:51 pm

you begin your exploration but die of old age before discovering even half of it

i wish i could fly

by **MikuHatsune** Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:16 pm

you can fly but only a foot off the ground Adur

i wish i was iron man!

by FortyMikeMike Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:39 pm

This looks fun, lets see if I do it right.

You become iron man, the hero in full iron suit that weighs a hundred pounds and has no hydraulics to help your movement and no AI, its essentially medieval armor knights wear, since you can barely move, you get shot and killed easily.

I wish I had a fully functional space ship, with weapons!

by UltimaBuster Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:45 pm

Your wish has been granted, giving you the best ship humans could ever make, but as you explore space with your super weapons, Aliens see you as a threat and shoot you down on sight.

I wish to be captain planet Adur

by **MikuHatsune** Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:58 pm

this is what you become

lololol

i wish for...... 1 million dollars!

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by YamadaKazuma Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:23 pm

You get your 1 million dollars and you get 1 million dollars bonus for being the 1st one to wish it. However, the USA and all other countries that have "dollars" decide to change their currency to burritos and dollar becomes so useless that you start using it instead of the normal toilet paper.

I wish I was immortal.

by Guest Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:36 pm

You become a sparkly vampire

I wish I was at the beach

by YamadaKazuma Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:39 pm

You're at the beach. A beach only for homosexuals and you're stuck there.

I wish we had some rain now.

by Guest Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:43 pm

haha you made my wish 10x better, silly

It rains so much your home becomes an indoor pool up the the ceiling

I wish I could see in the dark

by **FightingFurball** Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:42 pm

You can now see in the dark, but the days become so bright you are blinded completely even if it is just a star in the sky.

I wish that my wish is not fullfilled.

by **MikuHatsune** Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:57 pm

the wish gods werent listening so nothing happened anyway

i wish for the best gun in the world!

by **Saya** Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:42 am

you recieve the gun but its broken

i wish pedobear would stop watching me

by **MikuHatsune** Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:12 am

ok before i say anything else.....pedo bear is watching you? lol

pedo bear stops looking at you so he just takes you instead Asmile

i wish zombie apocalypse was real, but i get to live through it!

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