Corrupt the Wish!

You have dual organs and you are pregnant, the only way to stop your pain is to have your child

I wish I had another burrito to eat :(

LadyRay01 wrote:You have dual organs and you are pregnant, the only way to stop your pain is to have your child

I wish I had another burrito to eat :(

You get your burrito but it tastes gross and you're still hungry.


I wish I could communicate with animals.

you can communicate with animals but you find out that all the animals around the world are biding theyre time and actually planning on overthrowing the humans via massive scale wars you try to warn everyone but they put you off as another crazy white man ranting on about the end of the world

i wish i had a good job

You get a good job but in order to keep it your disgustingly ugly boss demands sexual favors.

I wish I could go to the beach

^sounds like the plotline of a hentai

you go to the beach.....in LA and those aliens from Battle LA start attacking

i wish i can play the guitar.....*i dont want to lose any limbs on this one*

You can play really well but you get possess by the same demon with this kid and his violin 12:45

I wish I had a pony

MikuHatsune wrote:you can communicate with animals but you find out that all the animals around the world are biding theyre time and actually planning on overthrowing the humans via massive scale wars you try to warn everyone but they put you off as another crazy white man ranting on about the end of the world

i wish i had a good job

@LadyRay01: You get these ponies:



I wish I could move things with my mind.

lol dear jebus

You get mad at your family and move them off a cliff, some old chronicle shiz up in here

I wish I could shapeshift

you can shapeshift but you can never return to any of your previous forms or something close to it by changing minor details like moles or whatever

i wish pokemon were real

Pokemon became real but it was banned by PETA's rioting

i wish I could sing

LadyRay01 wrote:Pokemon became real but it was banned by PETA's rioting

i wish I could sing

You can sing, but you can no longer talk normally. Every conversation you have becomes a new musical number in a crappy Disney movie.

I wish I became superhero.

You become a super hero but you can't fly and are very cheap so you can't even afford super cool weapons, even Batman looks down on you

I wish I could use telepathy

you can use telepathy but everyone became brain dead so now you have a useless power

i wish i had a scooter

You get the most expensive scooter on the market for free but it has extremely powerful rockets that shoot you upward into outer space where you sufficate

I wish I could see the Northern Lights

you see the northern lights, but you realize youre in the south pole and that the world poles shifted....its dec 21 2012 and its the end of the world as we know it

edit: goddamit!

MikuHatsune wrote:you see the northern lights, but you realize youre in the south pole and that the world poles shifted....its dec 21 2012 and its the end of the world as we know it

I wish Miku made a wish after he corrupted one for once.

;_;

I wish Killaman would get in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich

he uses moldy bread and rotten meat

i wish to be in a dream within a dream within a dream.....within a dream

You have this dream inside of many other dreams, but that final dream endlessly loops, with your greatest fears appearing before you. When inside the dream you realize that all you want to do is get out of that dream. Considering it was 4 dreams the amount of time that pass would be 10^4 before your dream ends.

I wish for infinite chocolate!

Its chocolate....generic chocolate....from china's yellow river industries

I wish my back didnt hurt from carrying the team so much

your back stops hurting from carrying the team, cause you started feeding

I wish i was i could swing my blade and a beam would come out of it.

You swing your blade but the beam is like a boomarang and it comes back around and cuts you in half

I wish I was in a cartoon when no matter how much I got hurt I didn't die.

You get in a cartoon and you get hurt a lot and don't die but your body get's distorted to the limit and you look like a freak of nature and get cast out of the world.


I wish magic was real.

Magic becomes real, but you develop a type of schizophrenia making it impossible for you to focus and cast magic.

I wish I was a super soldier...with no defects!