Re: Corrupt the Wish!

by Destructo Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:36 am

Your parents get you a mlp plushie, but then your dog took it and... defiled it.

I wish that the idolmaster games would be localized in the US.

edit: I know I'm fucked, but I couldn't think of anything else.

by Guest Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:28 am

It becomes localized but it's only in Spanish and French

I wish it wasn't so hot in the house

by **MikuHatsune** Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:59 am

Its not so hot but the only reason for that is its nuclear winter, its cold as fuck, and you now probably have cancer

Edit: wish i can remember to wish

by YamadaKazuma Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:21 pm

You didn't wish for anything. You will die alone in an awkward position (bent over the window while a Russian sniper points in your butt).

I wish I have 3 boobs.

by **MikuHatsune** Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:26 am

Godammit! ;_;

Ok ok....you now have three man boobs lawl

I wish i can remember to wish

by Killaman16 Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:10 am

MikuHatsune wrote:Godammit! ;_;

Ok ok....you now have three man boobs lawl

I wish i can remember to wish

You remember to wish for something, but you keep forgetting to post it.

I wish my stomach was always filled (not to the point where I blow up) and that I didn't need to eat anymore.

by YamadaKazuma Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:46 pm

Your stomach is always full and you never eat again. But your body starts to shut down because of the lack of vitamins. All you have in your stomach is junk food.

I wish that all my 5 senses to be the best in the world.

by **MikuHatsune** Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:26 pm

everyone left on a mass exodus to another planet to escape the super nova of the sun.....you just stayed up too long so you were left alone thereby granting you the person with the best senses in the world :D

i wish the word swag was banned from use

by NoblePhantasm Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:44 am

The word "swag" gets banned from use by popular demand and its use is punishable by death. However, the word "snooki" slowly takes over society, effectively replacing every other word.

Snooki snooki, sno-- I mean, I wish I could selectively erase my memories.

by **FightingFurball** Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:13 am

You select the memories that could possible hurt you, but since you are are very frightened person deep down inside this basically includes every memory you have. You end up an empty shell drooling in the sidewalk.

I wish to die because of an asteroid. (don't forget you have to corrupt the wish Adur

)

by Plue Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:13 am

The wish granting genie mishears you say you wish to die by an "asteroid" and thinks you said "ass roids". You end up dieing a slow agonizing death from hemorrhoids.

I wish I had the axe body spray from those commercials.

by **FightingFurball** Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:20 am

You now have regrettably you are surronded by fat old women... and they are horny.

I wish to know how my old unit is doing.

by **MikuHatsune** Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:59 am

define unit?

by Destructo Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:13 am

FF used to be in the military.

...I think. That's the only thing that I can think of..so I didn't really wanna say anything too offensive. :o

by **MikuHatsune** Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:21 am

Yeah.....me neither lol

by **FightingFurball** Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:05 am

I know *evil grin*

There was some quite some restructuring years ago and the batalion was planned to be disassembled and absorbed into others. :)

Let's change the wish then...

I wish for all little kittens to be happy and snuggly taken care of.

by Guest Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:08 am

Mommy cat thinks the world is too cruel so she eats her cute kitten babies thinking they will be safe and happy together in her stomach

I wish I didn't have to work so early tomorrow

by **MikuHatsune** Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:58 pm

You dont have to work early in fact theres no work cause its the apocalypse and china russia and america nuked every square foot of land on earth

I wish i had electricity in my home ;_;

by Killaman16 Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:56 pm

MikuHatsune wrote:You dont have to work early in fact theres no work cause its the apocalypse and china russia and america nuked every square foot of land on earth

I wish i had electricity in my home ;_;

You only have enough to power one light bulb.

I wish my drawing skills were better.

by **MikuHatsune** Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:27 pm

Its better now but one day you were stuck on a snowy mountain for days and your hands were frosbit and developed gangrene.....so they had to cut them off

I wish for a cute puppy

by Guest Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:13 am

The puppy is so cute that merely looking at it causes your eyeballs to implode

I wish I had a sexy butler

by **IeptBarakat** Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:57 am

You get your sexy butler, but he becomes popular with the ladies and quickly changes job to a movie star.

I wish I could fly.

by YamadaKazuma Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:34 am

Suddenly you can fly, but, as careless as you are, you get caught in a huge spider web and 100 spiders suck you dry. Slowly. Painfully. YOU DIE! On the cold floor.

I wish for a super strong PC.

by Guest Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:37 am

Your super strong pc punches you in the face and you go through the window and a glass shard pierces your heart and YOU die.

I wish it was Friday already

by **MikuHatsune** Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:08 am

Thursday is like "nope, its apocalypse time" Friday never comes and EVERYONE dies.

i wish that my stomach stops hurting everytime i eat something

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