DT and AF Land

i imagine wormtongue and saruman xD

lol this story. All the death and rape i did. I should returned as a good guy or a evil wizard.

I gotta stop taking such long breaks between chapters lol...anyhow here ya go.


Many riots had ensued after Iept took over the city of Kawaii, niggas was lootin' and shit. The city was falling apart, buildings set aflame, people dying on the streets...while many just tried to survive by escaping, it was all stopped thanks to Iept's new security system that he had installed. No one was allowed to leave nor enter the city without Iept knowing. There were a small few of citizens who had tried to band together in order to stop the madness Iept had started, but it failed miserably. Unfortunately for the citizens of Kawaii, the creature known as Bugz had casted a mysterious spell on the city which started to turn their minds to chaos and eventually crack and add to the madness. Shit was getting bad to say the least. Brandon the bartender was one of the few who tried to fight back, however he was caught by Bugz again...however this time he wasn't as lucky as last time to just receive a simple ass tappin. Bugz corrupted his mind with his poisonous kiss, and he was forced to do his bidding there after.

All the chaos that was stirring up in Kawaii started to alert all the evils in the lands of AF, including the Forest of the Damned began to awake as well as those that dwelled among it. However this was not just a coincidence, as this was all part of Iept's plan...using Bugz mysterious dark powers this was all being manipulated. All was going according to keikaku for Iept...
“Where is Nobel!? You told me this would summon him!” said Iept
Bugz: “My master...please, you must have patience”
Iept: “Don't tell me what to do you fool!” *slaps Bugz*
Bugz: “Yes my master...however...”
Iept: “What!?”
Bugz: “I fear that we are making a mistake by summoning Nobel, do we really need him?”
Iept: “Shut up! I don't need your damn advice! Just keep casting your bullshit evil or w/e!”
Bugz: “As you wish master...”

As Sammy, Ninja, Zuly, Miku and Bloos began to arrive to Kawaii, they started to feel uneasy and sense evil things coming from the direction of the city. Sammy casted a spell in order to try and see ahead in an attempt to prepare for anything that may occur and he could see the city in flames and creatures, some of which he had never seen before, coming out of the forest. Sammy was so startled he looked over at his master and said, “Things don't look too good!”
Zuly: “Yes, I saw already Sam...I fear this isn't going to be as simple as we thought”
Ninja: “What's going on?”
Sammy: “Various demons are coming out from the Forest of the Damned...and the city is on fire”
Ninja: “Damn...it's happening already”
Miku: “If Ninja is here...doesn't that mean we don't make it?”
Sammy: “...Let's focus on what's ahead of us for now”
The group finally arrived at Kawaii and they could see that the city had been shut off by a giant wall, that was surrounded by many many creatures. Bloos stopped the vehicle near the lake and said, “I can't risk going any closer...we need to go by foot from here, I'll hide the vehicle in case we may need it later.” And then they began to head towards the gates of the city, Miku heard something coming from the direction of the forest and turned around.

Many demons were coming out from the forest, Miku then told the group, “I think we better hurry up...there's too many of them out here!” With that, the group began to run towards the gates of the city. When Miku looked back again he saw the lake turn to black and a whirlpool began to form, and from it a demonic creature jumped out of it. The creature was large and had scales covering its body, with black eyes that almost appeared to suck in the light around them. The creature let out a roar that sent chills down Miku's spine, and then it grabbed another creature near it and ripped it apart with it's bare hands and charged toward Miku and the group. The creature was much faster than the group and quickly caught up to them and leaped towards Miku, he managed to duck it. The creature landed on Ninja and began to tear his back apart with it's claws, however before he could do more damage, Zuly casted a magic that sent the creature flying away at an incredible speed. “Hurry the fuck up!” she said as Bloos and Miku helped Ninja get back to his feet.

As the group arrived at the gates of the city they realized that the gates had been torn apart, and they easily walked into the city. As soon as they entered the group could see DT, Pai and Tran fighting off creatures. They ran towards them and began to help them in their struggle. Pai jumped on a large demon's back and began to bite the the back of its neck, the demon tried to reach around and grab Pai, however before that Pai managed to rip through it's neck and the demon dropped dead. DT slashed open a demons chest cavity and slashed off another's head in quick succession. All the while Tran was providing back up to the duo by healing any injuries they may have sustained from a short distance. A demon tried to launch an attack behind Tran, but before he could Sammy casted a strong magic that made the demon burst into flames and crumble to ashes. As they combined their forces the group were slowly progressing through to the city's center.

Bugz had been keeping track of the entire situation and alerted Iept to it all. However the time had come...the sky turned black and the ground ripped apart, and all the light in the city vanished. Bugz looked at Iept and told him, “He's here my master...”
Iept: “Yes...about time!”
A tornado shaped funnel formed and touched down in the center of Kawaii, and from it a Nobel appeared.
Iept: “Yes!!Nobel! I have summoned you! Obey me!”
Nobel looked at Iept and frowned and spoke with a horrifying voice, “You? Obey you? I am the king of demons...and you wish to command me?! You stupid bitch! My name is Noble the king of demons!”
Nobel...well....Noble, reached towards Iept and ripped out his throat and ate it in front of him before he fell to the ground and died slowly.
Bugz: “Master!! No!!”
Noble: “You...I know you...You are Bugz the vile one. Come, I am your new master now!”
Bugz: “...yes...yes...you are my master now, of course my master!”
And with that the two went underground in the center of Kawaii...probably for some freaky demon sex.

Zuly sensed the great evil's arrival, and after the group managed to escape into a building for cover and temporary rest she told the group of what had just happened.
Zuly: “The demon king has been summoned...”
Pai: “What the fuck? So now what?”
Sammy: “Can we defeat him master?”
Zuly: “I...don't know, the last time I faced Noble he took my only child from me and...” *she began to cry*
Sammy: “Please master, there's no need to explain...”
Ninja: “Well fuck, now what?”
Miku: “We need more help, we're no match!”
Sammy: “You're right, we need to retreat for now and get reinforcements...DT do you know of anyone? I only know of one other person who may be of help”
DT: “Yeah, I know some people who may be able to help us but they are very far away...who knows how things are like over there”
Bloos: “We can take my vehicle there! It'll cut time travel by a lot!”
The group made a tactical retreat from the city and found shelter in a cave outside of the city. There they made plans and split up into 2 groups in order to get help.

-In the Eastern lands of Nippon-

PT had arrived at the house of an old friend of his, he knocked furiously on the door until he opened the door and yelled, “Please! I need your help Nana! Iept has taken over Kawaii and I have no idea what he's got going on but from what I could see things don't too good!”
Nana: “Whoa...dude, chill the fuck out!”
PT: “...plz! You must help me!”
Nana: “I will help you, don't worry...I've already heard news of what's been going on, it's not just Kawaii that is being affected by this all. The entire land of AF is facing a great evil...have you heard any news about DT?”
PT: “No, I'm afraid I haven't...”
Nana: “I see...I'm sure she's still alive, that bitch survived the revolution of Paedo, so I'm sure she can survive this! I hope she manages to assemble her band of heroes...that may be our only hope. As for now we must go and summon him...”
PT: “Him? You mean....oh dear! No we can't!”
Nana: “We have no choice! This is even bigger than the revolution wars of Kawaii and Paedo. The world is being torn apart, the balance has been upset!”
The two got ready and set forth towards a small village without an official name...since after all this village was not suppose to even exist.

I...i have no idea who we are going to summon D:

no wait, maybe i do
i'll wait and see

Hahaha, this is some high quality shit right here.

This is some good entertainment right here.

Kiko wrote:
And with that the two went underground in the center of Kawaii...probably for some freaky demon sex.

Me gusta.

Really? I felt like I let the quality go a little this chapter...

Your encouragement is all I need to continue making the story :3

I raffed out roud.

DT, Pai, Tran and Bloos arrived at a town North of Paedo in the mountains, called The Guild. It was home to many heroes of AF, including DT's band of heroes that she had assembled over the years. Surprisingly enough, the town was peaceful as no demons had arrived there yet. DT slammed open the doors of her own guild and yelled, “Help! We need everyone's help!!” And like clockwork, some people began to appear one by one, the heroes of AF.
“What's going on?” said one of the members
DT: “The demon king has been summoned in Kawaii! We need your help to stop him!”
“Well shit...not like we have a choice” said another member
Pai: “Who are these people my love? Introduce us please”
DT: “Damn it...ok ok, this is Socks, Hollow, Q, Evo, Zpek, and Raze...everyone, this is Pai, my long lost love and Tran our monk friend”
Raze: “Oh snap...I thought you were a lesbian!”
Socks: “...yeah”
Hollow: “I'm confused, so she's bi?”
Q: “I guess so...now it all makes sense”
DT: “NO GODDAMNIT! I LIKE DICK! NOT PUSSY!”
Pai: “Hey if you're bi, I'm cool with that too”
Zpek: *coughed “Faggot”
DT: “I'll fuck you all up!” *pulls out blade
Tran: “Whoa...easy easy, lets just leave it at that guys. She's not gay, chill out before she goes wild and does something we're all gonna wish she didn't”
DT: “Thank you Tran”
Tran: “...lolfag”
And with that DT raped everyone in the guild including Pai, Tran and Bloos...lol. Shortly after recovering they set off to return to Kawaii.

-PT & Nana-

The two had arrived at a land known as Illinois, there they seeked help before they returned to Kawaii. Illinois was a pretty empty land...not much was known of it except for it's largest city known as Chicago. Chicago was a fairly large city, not as big as Kawaii, but still of a good size. Inside the city of Chicago they arrived in an area known as Chinatown, this where they had last heard of their friend being seen at. During their search for their friend they saw a group of chinks-I mean orientals, circled around focusing at the center. They approached the circle to see what all the commotion was about...as they approached they could see feathers and drops of blood go through the air. When they looked closer they saw it was a cock fight, and all the orientals were really into it...it appeared as if most of them had placed bets. As PT and Nana could see clearly, PT looked over Nana and said, “Wow...Asians sure do love gambling”
Nana: “It's not just Asians! A lot of people like to gamble!”
PT: “...Right”

One of the orientals spotted them and asked them in a heavily accented voice, “YOU WANNA GAMBLE!? HUH!? DORRA DORA! YOU MAKE GUD MONEY WITH COCK!”
Nana: “No thank you”
PT bursted out in laughter at the man's accent and said, “Sure! I'll put 5 on the one with the blue tag”
“5 DORRA?! OK! BLUE!” said the oriental man
Nana: “Goddamnit...”
PT: “Lighten up queer bait! We're in Chinatown!”
The blue rooster jumped into the air and sliced at the red rooster's face, but the red rooster blocked it and countered with it side kick!
PT: “HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT!? EVEN THEIR DAMN CHICKENS CAN DO KUNG FU!? AWESOME AS FUCK!”
Nana: “This is outrageous...”
The blue rooster let out loud squawk and jumped kicked the red rooster...then the red rooster got up and shoryuken the blue rooster.
PT: “OH SNAP!! NOW I KNOW WHY YOU GUYS LOVE TO GAMBLE SO MUCH!”
The blue rooster opened its beak and HADOUKEN!! The red rooster dropped dead...the oriental man looked back at PT and gave him his winnings and the two left the scene.

Eventually the two arrived at a small building near the end of Chinatown, the building had no markings or indication as to what it was, however they knew this is what they had been searching for and went inside. It appeared to be a massage parlor in the front and a home in the back, as they were approaching the back, PT looked at the massage parlor and gestured at Nana, but Nana ignored him and continued to walk to the back. “haha...party pooper” said PT. As they reached the back they saw a man sitting in a chair looking at a pornographic magazine, he looked up to see who it was and smiled and said, “PT! Nana! I haven't seen you two in ages! Come! Sit down...what is it that you've come here for?”
PT: “Tim...we've come for your help. We need you to help us summon...him.”
Tim: “Oh shit...what happened? It must be serious for you to ask me to summon him”
Nana: “Kawaii has been taken over by the demon king, who knows how long it'll be until his forces take over all of AF”
Tim: “lolwut?”
PT: “I lost the election to Iept, and he took over as mayor in Kawaii...as soon as that happened he kicked me out and started turning the place into a place of evil! And he summoned the demon king with the help of some vile creature...please help us!”
Tim: “Iept? Who the fuck would vote for him?”
PT: “He most likely rigged the election”
Tim: “I see...very well, I'll take you two to go and summon him, however I'm not sure how he will react to all this. I'm already stepping on the line by just bringing you two to him”
Tim gathered his things and lead the two to the hidden city.

-Somewhere in Cali-

Tim had lead the two to an area with many hills and palm trees, they could see the ocean from where they were, it looked so beautiful that they almost forgot of the horrors in Kawaii. Tim finally stopped and turned around and looked at the two and said, “Ok, we're here...stand back.” He clapped his hands and said something in foreign tongue that neither of the two understood. The ground around them shook and a large boulder moved out of the way from an opening and out came a cat like figure. It spoke to them and said, “Nyaaaa! Oh man...that was a good nap”
Tim: “Luna! I've come and summoned you because Kawaii has been taken over by the demon king!”
Luna: “Nyaa...again you mortals need my help?”
PT: “Please Luna! You helped us when Kawaii and Paedo had their revolutionary wars, and we're ever so grateful for that...but this time not only Kawaii needs your help, but the entire land of AF!”
Luna: “I see...nya...I guess I have no choice but to help”
PT: “Thank you! Oh thank you so much!”
Luna: “Nyaaaa! Please, you flatter me...it's not like I'm a god or anything”
Nana: “Demigod is the next best thing though”
Luna: “Nya! Very well, lets go”
Luna wagged his tail and wiggled his ears and whiskers and they teleported.

-Kawaii-

The land had begun to be invaded by demons. Kawaii was in ruins and still aflame...it appears our heroes are too late to save the city. The demon king Noble reappeared with his new minion Bugz to the surface and a giant castle had sprouted through the center of Kawaii, on top of the castle was a throne fit for none other than the demon king, and that's exactly where he sat to watch his army destroy all of the land of AF. The demon king had a thing for women of Korean decent...particularly ones who could sing and were in large groups and fairly famous. He had his army capture some of them and he had them perform for him. Soon after his lust grew and he reached out for one of the girls but then, a spark appeared in Kawaii and out from it came Luna, Tim, PT, and Nana. The demon king smiled as he was familiar with the demigod known as Luna and he flew down from his throne to confront the group...Bugz slithered along. When they confronted the demon king Noble was the first to speak, “Ahahahaha! Luna! You've decided to make an appearance I see...”
Luna: “Yeah that's right”
Noble: “Why are you here?”
Luna: “You know why”
Noble: “No, I'm afraid I don't...you see, I'm well aware that you are no longer a demigod”
Before anyone could even let out a gasp, Noble grabbed Luna by the throat and lifted him into the air.
Noble: “YOU CANNOT FOOL ME! TO THINK YOU HAD THE NERVE TO EVEN TRY AND SHOW YOUR FACE HERE!”
PT: “What!? How is this possible...how did he lose his demigod status!?”
Luna kicked and screamed in order to try and attempt to free himself from the demon king's grasp but it was worthless, for his power was too overwhelming. The demon king tightened his grasp and prepared to rip out his throat just like he had with Iept.

Out of no where a giant fireball slammed and hit Noble in the face and he dropped Luna as he stuttered and fell to his knee. The demon king let our a roar that filled the skies, and he quickly stood up and looked around for where that fireball came from. When he found the source, a figure engulfed in flames drop kicked his shit. It was Raze the pyromancer! He and the others had finally arrived and they were starting to kick some serious demon ass. Raze ran over to Luna and said to him, “Luna!! Are you ok!?”
Luna: “Raze...it's you”
Raze: “Oh Luna!”
While the two fags were making up for lost time, Noble stood back up and charged at them. He tackled them both down and attempted to bite them but then DT jumped in and kicked off the demon king from them. She slashed at the demon king and spun around and kicked him again. DT then ran up and tried to slash at Noble's throat but he caught her blade with his bare hands in midair and held up DT in the air due to the fact that she still firmly held onto her blades. He reached at her throat and gripped it tightly and began to tear at it. DT let out a cry for help as blood began to drip from her neck...it appeared as if the life our hero was about to end.

lol, this is great.
I'm laughin my ass off.

I get one sentence in this whole story just before being raped.
That's not right.

lmao chicago, shoulda figured luna would be summoned.....and systematically get taken care of lol

hm....

raped by DT

Spoiler:

The fighting chickens part made me laugh.

rofl, oh man :'D
also i have no memory of Luna, i think
and is "Tim" "TomTomma" ?

"seeked"

I won't comment on myself, but lol. xD

Ojou wrote:

NoblePhantasm wrote:

on top of the castle was a thrown fit for none other than the demon king

was a thrown fit for none other

a thrown

thrown

  Exactly what I pointed on on Skype. This nigga has watched Game of THRONES. I am ashamed of his spic spelling.  

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he was at least really tired when he wrote this.....Also, possibly high.

Ojou wrote:
y Tim is Ultima on Skypu. Luna is Pseudo.    

oh well
i don't really do much Skype

I wasn't high! It was like 5 in the morning...I actually didn't bother to go back and check for mistakes.

...Ok, I never do but I was tired lol.

Took a few chapters, but the passive aggressive author finally fulfilled their goal.