/g/eneral Chat V.3: Bunch of wankers and whores.

Super Mario 3D Land is sooo effing fun!! :D

MikuHatsune wrote:

TopgunUK wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:man you guys be playing casual, fricken giants one shot me in expert

I'm playing on whatever the default setting is, Giants one-shot me too.

So I don't let them hit me.

:3

yeah shit takes too long on expert, and they can run fast....fukin bastards

What level are you?

I think you said you had a 70-something Heavy Armour skill earlier and my highest skill is 41 atm.

I've been killing Giants since I was level 8 or maybe lower, so it was probably more difficult than killing them at whatever level you're at, even on expert difficulty.

But I'm using light armour and a bow/spells while you're probably going for them in heavy armour.

TopgunUK wrote:I had much more trouble with a couple of Vampires I ran into earlier, Giants are damage sponges and can one shot me but as long as I can keep away from them it's just a matter of time before I bring them down.

But those Vampires kept fucking me up, couldn't kill them quickly enough from a distance with my bow before they got right up in my grill and used some spell to steal my health.

Got them eventually though.

my 2h is 60 i fuck anyone's shit up if they get too close except giants..., btw dont forget to use your shouts the ice one is OP as fuck lol

MikuHatsune wrote:

TopgunUK wrote:I had much more trouble with a couple of Vampires I ran into earlier, Giants are damage sponges and can one shot me but as long as I can keep away from them it's just a matter of time before I bring them down.

But those Vampires kept fucking me up, couldn't kill them quickly enough from a distance with my bow before they got right up in my grill and used some spell to steal my health.

Got them eventually though.

my 2h is 60 i fuck anyone's shit up if they get too close except giants..., btw dont forget to use your shouts the ice one is OP as fuck lol

"Shouts"

Implying I've killed more than one Dragon.

TopgunUK wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:

TopgunUK wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:man you guys be playing casual, fricken giants one shot me in expert

I'm playing on whatever the default setting is, Giants one-shot me too.

So I don't let them hit me.

:3

yeah shit takes too long on expert, and they can run fast....fukin bastards

What level are you?

I think you said you had a 70-something Heavy Armour skill earlier and my highest skill is 41 atm.

I've been killing Giants since I was level 8 or maybe lower, so it was probably more difficult than killing them at whatever level you're at, even on expert difficulty.

But I'm using light armour and a bow/spells while you're probably going for them in heavy armour.

hmm i got 60 in 2h, 77 in heavy armor, 55 in light armor, 73 in smithing, the rest are mostly lower than 40, i make my armors flawless lvl, i get something like 180 on my plate, but on my glass armor i only get like 150 something cause i dont have both of the 25% increase when wearing all light armor

Almost think it should be in /n/

MikuHatsune wrote:

TopgunUK wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:

TopgunUK wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:man you guys be playing casual, fricken giants one shot me in expert

I'm playing on whatever the default setting is, Giants one-shot me too.

So I don't let them hit me.

:3

yeah shit takes too long on expert, and they can run fast....fukin bastards

What level are you?

I think you said you had a 70-something Heavy Armour skill earlier and my highest skill is 41 atm.

I've been killing Giants since I was level 8 or maybe lower, so it was probably more difficult than killing them at whatever level you're at, even on expert difficulty.

But I'm using light armour and a bow/spells while you're probably going for them in heavy armour.

hmm i got 60 in 2h, 77 in heavy armor, 55 in light armor, 73 in smithing, the rest are mostly lower than 40, i make my armors flawless lvl, i get something like 180 on my plate, but on my glass armor i only get like 150 something cause i dont have both of the 25% increase when wearing all light armor

I hope you take the heavy armour off when fighting Giants since you say they can one-shot you anyway, just slowing yourself down for zero benefit otherwise.

Plue wrote:Can you dual-wield handaxes? Like if I jump on a giants back, I could use my axes to climb up his back and then stab him in the neck with my dirke?

well you can dual wield hand axes <_<

TopgunUK wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:

TopgunUK wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:

TopgunUK wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:man you guys be playing casual, fricken giants one shot me in expert

I'm playing on whatever the default setting is, Giants one-shot me too.

So I don't let them hit me.

:3

yeah shit takes too long on expert, and they can run fast....fukin bastards

What level are you?

I think you said you had a 70-something Heavy Armour skill earlier and my highest skill is 41 atm.

I've been killing Giants since I was level 8 or maybe lower, so it was probably more difficult than killing them at whatever level you're at, even on expert difficulty.

But I'm using light armour and a bow/spells while you're probably going for them in heavy armour.

hmm i got 60 in 2h, 77 in heavy armor, 55 in light armor, 73 in smithing, the rest are mostly lower than 40, i make my armors flawless lvl, i get something like 180 on my plate, but on my glass armor i only get like 150 something cause i dont have both of the 25% increase when wearing all light armor

I hope you take the heavy armour off when fighting Giants since you say they can one-shot you anyway, just slowing yourself down for zero benefit otherwise.

psh, like i dont have conditioning already lol, i sprint for a good distance with my 300 or something stamina

TopgunUK wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:

TopgunUK wrote:I had much more trouble with a couple of Vampires I ran into earlier, Giants are damage sponges and can one shot me but as long as I can keep away from them it's just a matter of time before I bring them down.

But those Vampires kept fucking me up, couldn't kill them quickly enough from a distance with my bow before they got right up in my grill and used some spell to steal my health.

Got them eventually though.

my 2h is 60 i fuck anyone's shit up if they get too close except giants..., btw dont forget to use your shouts the ice one is OP as fuck lol

"Shouts"

Implying I've killed more than one Dragon.

ive only killed 2 lol 1 from the story and 1 encountered in the wild

Plue wrote:Can you get boots of blinding speed?

im sure theres boots of speed somewhere lol....you have a power that lets you swing weapons faster, and move faster for a a short burst

MikuHatsune wrote:

Plue wrote:Can you dual-wield handaxes? Like if I jump on a giants back, I could use my axes to climb up his back and then stab him in the neck with my dirke?

well you can dual wield hand axes <_<

TopgunUK wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:

TopgunUK wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:

TopgunUK wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:man you guys be playing casual, fricken giants one shot me in expert

I'm playing on whatever the default setting is, Giants one-shot me too.

So I don't let them hit me.

:3

yeah shit takes too long on expert, and they can run fast....fukin bastards

What level are you?

I think you said you had a 70-something Heavy Armour skill earlier and my highest skill is 41 atm.

I've been killing Giants since I was level 8 or maybe lower, so it was probably more difficult than killing them at whatever level you're at, even on expert difficulty.

But I'm using light armour and a bow/spells while you're probably going for them in heavy armour.

hmm i got 60 in 2h, 77 in heavy armor, 55 in light armor, 73 in smithing, the rest are mostly lower than 40, i make my armors flawless lvl, i get something like 180 on my plate, but on my glass armor i only get like 150 something cause i dont have both of the 25% increase when wearing all light armor

I hope you take the heavy armour off when fighting Giants since you say they can one-shot you anyway, just slowing yourself down for zero benefit otherwise.

psh, like i dont have conditioning already lol, i sprint for a good distance with my 300 or something stamina

Well then with all your fancy shit what is your excuse for not being able to keep your distance from them and beat them?

I can do it and I have literally just worked out how to sprint, more than ten hours in lol.

Pyramids.

TopgunUK wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:

Plue wrote:Can you dual-wield handaxes? Like if I jump on a giants back, I could use my axes to climb up his back and then stab him in the neck with my dirke?

well you can dual wield hand axes <_<

TopgunUK wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:

TopgunUK wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:

TopgunUK wrote:

MikuHatsune wrote:man you guys be playing casual, fricken giants one shot me in expert

I'm playing on whatever the default setting is, Giants one-shot me too.

So I don't let them hit me.

:3

yeah shit takes too long on expert, and they can run fast....fukin bastards

What level are you?

I think you said you had a 70-something Heavy Armour skill earlier and my highest skill is 41 atm.

I've been killing Giants since I was level 8 or maybe lower, so it was probably more difficult than killing them at whatever level you're at, even on expert difficulty.

But I'm using light armour and a bow/spells while you're probably going for them in heavy armour.

hmm i got 60 in 2h, 77 in heavy armor, 55 in light armor, 73 in smithing, the rest are mostly lower than 40, i make my armors flawless lvl, i get something like 180 on my plate, but on my glass armor i only get like 150 something cause i dont have both of the 25% increase when wearing all light armor

I hope you take the heavy armour off when fighting Giants since you say they can one-shot you anyway, just slowing yourself down for zero benefit otherwise.

psh, like i dont have conditioning already lol, i sprint for a good distance with my 300 or something stamina

Well then with all your fancy shit what is your excuse for not being able to keep your distance from them and beat them?

I can do it and I have literally just worked out how to sprint, more than ten hours in lol.

i blame lag.....lol yeah me too, my restoration allows me to restore stamina lololol

Plue wrote:Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo


I forgot to tell you guys about this encounter I had with a black guy on Saturday. So it is basically 2am and I am outside this bar just chilling, putting all this shit away in a van. A black guy is walking down the street, passes next to me, and just gets up close to me really fast. He pulls a digital camera out of his pocket and pushes it into my face, screaming, "You got a charger for this thing!?" I'm just like, "Um no?" Then he responds, "I gots to sell this shit!" Then he just walks away, and I am completely stunned.

It was probably the black guy Killaman hired.

lol....thats like the time when this black person asked me for 5 bucks.....wait....

Plue wrote:In Morrowind, you could get these cursed boots called the boots of blinding speed. When you equip them, you run like 3x faster than you normally could. You could get across an area very quickly. The down-side is that it blinds you, meaning that it makes your screen completely black. All you have to navigate is the mini-map on the screen. Basically you would just have players like catapulting off of cliffs and into mountains by mistake while using them.

lawl, i know you can modify your speed using console commands or something like that

Kyu wrote:Pyramids.

Hi my bitchiboo.

Nah this black guy was like like twix bar colored black/brown while the black guy that Killaman hires is more of a bitter dark chocolate.

Revy wrote:

Kyu wrote:Pyramids.

Hi my bitchiboo.

Sup Slutbucket.

Plue wrote:Nah this black guy was like like twix bar colored black/brown while the black guy that Killaman hires is more of a bitter dark chocolate.

i still laugh at how my parents are the biggest stereotypes ever....mostly toward black people, i remember when we watched pursuit of happiness and later that day when were stopped at target, this black guy came up to the window and asked us for change for the bus, so my mom gave him like all the change in the container we keep change from various places, and also 10 dollars, im like "mom why?" she was like he needed to start his pursuit of happiness with a bit of help i was like "da hell?" hahaha

Nilt wrote:Super Mario 3D Land is sooo effing fun!! :D

Eh, I can't seem to get into Mario games.

Plue wrote:Nah this black guy was like like twix bar colored black/brown while the black guy that Killaman hires is more of a bitter dark chocolate.

>2011
>still thinking I'm not black

ISHYGDDT