Re: /g/eneral Chat Version 14, Make War Not Love

by **MikuHatsune** Mon May 21, 2012 12:02 pm

Wing wrote:If/when I kill myself, I plan on doing it with a 9mm. Essentially painless, and it's not over-dramatic.

if i give you a hug will you feel better?

by **IeptBarakat** Mon May 21, 2012 12:11 pm

TopgunUK wrote:
NoblePhantasm wrote:Yep, planning/contemplating suicide in all of 10 minutes! Clearly not an impulse thing.

You don't think there's a massive distinction between that feeling we talked about and actually planning to kill yourself?

The impulse thing is more akin to the feeling that a person with tourettes might get, though not as strong, an urge to do something because you know you shouldn't.

Actually taking time to contemplate or plan suicide is quite different I'd say.

This is true. I get the weirdest and most why impulses and images that flash through my head all the time.

People dying, the urge to throw something you like out the window of a moving vehicle. All sorts of things. Of course I never plan to do any of these things.

by NoblePhantasm Mon May 21, 2012 12:18 pm

TopgunUK wrote:Actually taking time to contemplate or plan suicide is quite different I'd say.

Uhm, precisely? This "Oh, I'm just going to kill myself, here's how I'm going to do it" is pure nonsense as far as I'm concerned. It is different and most importantly, it takes time. It has to be such an arduous process, going over it again and again and again in your head, day after day. It has to be maddening and it only comes at the height of everything that's piled up along the way. What have any of these guys been through? Oh, life's hard. Boo-fucking-hoo. I wish I'd hear a legitimate reason, or a detailed account of anything that's happened that would warrant such a response. It's adolescent bullshit. Your case aside. And who would tell anyone else that they plan to commit suicide? It's like telling someone you want to rob a bank. They're bound to try to fucking stop you if they sense you're even slightly serious. It's like an evolved form of attention whoring.

by Wing Mon May 21, 2012 12:21 pm

MikuHatsune wrote:
Wing wrote:If/when I kill myself, I plan on doing it with a 9mm. Essentially painless, and it's not over-dramatic.

if i give you a hug will you feel better?

Of course.

Not! Arage

Buy ya i'm fine, the problem I have is other people constantly fretting over me. It'd be easier to do what I want and die if I wasn't constantly causing them worry.

by Kyu Mon May 21, 2012 12:23 pm

by **MikuHatsune** Mon May 21, 2012 12:25 pm

NoblePhantasm wrote:
TopgunUK wrote:Actually taking time to contemplate or plan suicide is quite different I'd say.
Uhm, precisely? This "Oh, I'm just going to kill myself, here's how I'm going to do it" is pure nonsense as far as I'm concerned. It is different and most importantly, it takes time. It has to be such an arduous process, going over it again and again and again in your head, day after day. It has to be maddening and it only comes at the height of everything that's piled up along the way. What have any of these guys been through? Oh, life's hard. Boo-fucking-hoo. I wish I'd hear a legitimate reason, or a detailed account of anything that's happened that would warrant such a response. It's adolescent bullshit. Your case aside. And who would tell anyone else that they plan to commit suicide? It's like telling someone you want to rob a bank. They're bound to try to fucking stop you if they sense you're even slightly serious. It's like an evolved form of attention whoring.

thats why i manned the fuck up and planning to join the military after college, i havnt had thoughts of suicide for 2 years anyway

Wing wrote:
MikuHatsune wrote:
Wing wrote:If/when I kill myself, I plan on doing it with a 9mm. Essentially painless, and it's not over-dramatic.

if i give you a hug will you feel better?

Of course.

Not!

Buy ya i'm fine, the problem I have is other people constantly fretting over me. It'd be easier to do what I want and die if I wasn't constantly causing them worry.

but i rub you

anyway, do what im gonna do in the near future and thats to live by myself. its gonna be hard yeah, but i might actually enjoy the freedom.

by NoblePhantasm Mon May 21, 2012 12:27 pm

MikuHatsune wrote:thats why i manned the fuck up and planning to join the military after college, i havnt had thoughts of suicide for 2 years anyway

Eerrr... Actually, people seeking death subconsciously usually joing the military.

by Killaman16 Mon May 21, 2012 12:29 pm

Why is everyone here so suicidal all of a sudden? If you feel like ending your life, DON"T! Instead, go outside and make the world your bitch! DO whatever the fuck you've always wanted to do but couldn't cause of some moral issue or whatever. Who cares about consequences, at least you're going out like a boss instead of hanging yourself like a bitch. Who knows, you might even second thoughts or a new opinion on life or something.

My two cents anyway. That's how I'll go out, driving fast, seducing this one bitch (even though she's already taken secret

), ordering some lobster, and play a shitton of games til I feel like I've done everything I wanted to do. Most likely not.

by **MikuHatsune** Mon May 21, 2012 12:30 pm

NoblePhantasm wrote:
MikuHatsune wrote:thats why i manned the fuck up and planning to join the military after college, i havnt had thoughts of suicide for 2 years anyway
Eerrr... Actually, people seeking death subconsciously usually joing the military.

uhh thats why im not going infantry, jesus everytime people think of miltiary its about combat, there are a shit ton of other jobs you know like the medical field which im planning on doing

Killaman16 wrote: Why is everyone here so suicidal all of a sudden? If you feel like ending your life, DON"T! Instead, go outside and make the world your bitch! DO whatever the fuck you've always wanted to do but couldn't cause of some moral issue or whatever. Who cares about consequences, at least you're going out like a boss instead of hanging yourself like a bitch. Who knows, you might even second thoughts or a new opinion on life or something.
.

and this is why i wanted to join the military, ive always wanted to as a kid, it was my dream. so what since ive wanted to join the military since i was like 8 means ive been suicidal since i was 8 *glares at noble* Anf

by NoblePhantasm Mon May 21, 2012 12:33 pm

MikuHatsune wrote:*glares at noble*

*shrug*

I threw that in to fuck with you. But alas...

by **MikuHatsune** Mon May 21, 2012 12:34 pm

oh....well dont do that vlad, jesus Arage

by TopgunUK Mon May 21, 2012 12:35 pm

NoblePhantasm wrote:
TopgunUK wrote:Actually taking time to contemplate or plan suicide is quite different I'd say.
Uhm, precisely? This "Oh, I'm just going to kill myself, here's how I'm going to do it" is pure nonsense as far as I'm concerned. It is different and most importantly, it takes time. It has to be such an arduous process, going over it again and again and again in your head, day after day. It has to be maddening and it only comes at the height of everything that's piled up along the way. What have any of these guys been through? Oh, life's hard. Boo-fucking-hoo. I wish I'd hear a legitimate reason, or a detailed account of anything that's happened that would warrant such a response. It's adolescent bullshit. Your case aside. And who would tell anyone else that they plan to commit suicide? It's like telling someone you want to rob a bank. They're bound to try to fucking stop you if they sense you're even slightly serious. It's like an evolved form of attention whoring.

When you say "Your case aside" are you seperating my case from the adolescent bullshit? Because I'm pretty sure it fits right in.

I cringe when I look back and think about how much worse so many people in the world have it than me yet there was a point where I actually thought my life was bad enough that I'd be better off dead. It's really fucking embarrassing.

First world problems, mang.

Killaman16 wrote: Why is everyone here so suicidal all of a sudden? If you feel like ending your life, DON"T! Instead, go outside and make the world your bitch! DO whatever the fuck you've always wanted to do but couldn't cause of some moral issue or whatever. Who cares about consequences, at least you're going out like a boss instead of hanging yourself like a bitch.

That could be some really terrible advice if the wrong people heard it.

Feeling suicidal? Then go do that school shooting you've always wanted to try but were always worried about the consequences!

And I take issue with the last sentence for purely personal reasons but I digress.

by **MikuHatsune** Mon May 21, 2012 12:42 pm

^now that you put it that way......

by Wing Mon May 21, 2012 12:43 pm

NoblePhantasm wrote:Uhm, precisely? This "Oh, I'm just going to kill myself, here's how I'm going to do it" is pure nonsense as far as I'm concerned. It is different and most importantly, it takes time. It has to be such an arduous process, going over it again and again and again in your head, day after day. It has to be maddening and it only comes at the height of everything that's piled up along the way. What have any of these guys been through? Oh, life's hard. Boo-fucking-hoo. I wish I'd hear a legitimate reason, or a detailed account of anything that's happened that would warrant such a response. It's adolescent bullshit. Your case aside. And who would tell anyone else that they plan to commit suicide? It's like telling someone you want to rob a bank. They're bound to try to fucking stop you if they sense you're even slightly serious. It's like an evolved form of attention whoring.

It's not a matter of life being "hard". I don't know where you got the idea that it's attention whoring. I'd be advertising those thoughts outside of here, I would get a huge ass amount of attention and whatever else I wanted from the people in my life.

Don't get all high and mighty here, thinking that people need a long depressing essay of their tragic lives so that they can pass your test and earn your benevolent pity, and a "go ahead" to end their life by their own hands.

Killing myself isn't a matter of my difficult life, or feeling bad for myself, it's logic.

I've been closing myself off to the people around me for years, the last few I've done everything in my power, short of the most outrageous, to sever my connections to those around me.

I hadn't even realized it was a desire to end my existence till a few months ago.

Today, I went as far as to purposely make my mother cry, just so I can try to weaken her attachment to me.

There's nothing more irritating than having someone look down on you for having a different perspective.

by NoblePhantasm Mon May 21, 2012 12:43 pm

TopgunUK wrote:When you say "Your case aside" are you seperating my case from the adolescent bullshit? Because I'm pretty sure it fits right in.

I cringe when I look back and think about how much worse so many people in the world have it than me yet there was a point where I actually thought my life was bad enough that I'd be better off dead. It's really fucking embarrassing.

First world problems, mang.

Perhaps, but it's your own perception of it. I can't know how you feel/felt about it. Given the same circumstances, I wouldn't have fared much better and I think it's infinitely more acceptable (I do not condone suicide in any way, however) than a lot of things that pass for "Welp, time to kill myself" nowadays. That said, there are cases in which there's simply no way around it, but not when it comes to fucking kids thinking the whole world is against them.

by **MikuHatsune** Mon May 21, 2012 12:46 pm

Wing wrote:
NoblePhantasm wrote:Uhm, precisely? This "Oh, I'm just going to kill myself, here's how I'm going to do it" is pure nonsense as far as I'm concerned. It is different and most importantly, it takes time. It has to be such an arduous process, going over it again and again and again in your head, day after day. It has to be maddening and it only comes at the height of everything that's piled up along the way. What have any of these guys been through? Oh, life's hard. Boo-fucking-hoo. I wish I'd hear a legitimate reason, or a detailed account of anything that's happened that would warrant such a response. It's adolescent bullshit. Your case aside. And who would tell anyone else that they plan to commit suicide? It's like telling someone you want to rob a bank. They're bound to try to fucking stop you if they sense you're even slightly serious. It's like an evolved form of attention whoring.

It's not a matter of life being "hard". I don't know where you got the idea that it's attention whoring. I'd be advertising those thoughts outside of here, I would get a huge ass amount of attention and whatever else I wanted from the people in my life.

Don't get all high and mighty here, thinking that people need a long depressing essay of their tragic lives so that they can pass your test and earn your benevolent pity, and a "go ahead" to end their life by their own hands.

Killing myself isn't a matter of my difficult life, or feeling bad for myself, it's logic.

I've been closing myself off to the people around me for years, the last few I've done everything in my power, short of the most outrageous, to sever my connections to those around me.

I hadn't even realized it was a desire to end my existence till a few months ago.

Today, I went as far as to purposely make my mother cry, just so I can try to weaken her attachment to me.

There's nothing more irritating than having someone look down on you for having a different perspective.

*hug*

by Killaman16 Mon May 21, 2012 12:48 pm

Ah whatever, the mood is too emo here. It's making me depressed. SO i'll post some funny junk

/g/eneral Chat Version 14, Make War Not Love - Page 30 Fighting-a-battle-to-get-a-job

/g/eneral Chat Version 14, Make War Not Love - Page 30 Fighting-a-battle-to-get-a-job

by **MikuHatsune** Mon May 21, 2012 12:49 pm

hey baby does this smell like chloroform to you? Adur

by TopgunUK Mon May 21, 2012 12:50 pm

The grammar of that motivational poster has done a number on my brain cells.

by Killaman16 Mon May 21, 2012 12:51 pm

by **MikuHatsune** Mon May 21, 2012 12:53 pm

psh i didnt buy diablo 3

by Killaman16 Mon May 21, 2012 12:54 pm

MikuHatsune wrote:psh i didnt buy diablo 3

Wasn't that game having problems during launch anyway?

/g/eneral Chat Version 14, Make War Not Love - Page 30 On-and-on-and-on-and-on

by **MikuHatsune** Mon May 21, 2012 1:00 pm

yeah the servers were bottlenecked i think, and hearing from people the servers were down today as well

by NoblePhantasm Mon May 21, 2012 1:02 pm

Wing wrote:'s not a matter of life being "hard". I don't know where you got the idea that it's attention whoring. I'd be advertising those thoughts outside of here, I would get a huge ass amount of attention and whatever else I wanted from the people in my life.

Don't get all high and mighty here, thinking that people need a long depressing essay of their tragic lives so that they can pass your test and earn your benevolent pity, and a "go ahead" to end their life by their own hands.

Killing myself isn't a matter of my difficult life, or feeling bad for myself, it's logic.

I've been closing myself off to the people around me for years, the last few I've done everything in my power, short of the most outrageous, to sever my connections to those around me.

I hadn't even realized it was a desire to end my existence till a few months ago.

Today, I went as far as to purposely make my mother cry, just so I can try to weaken her attachment to me.

There's nothing more irritating than having someone look down on you for having a different perspective.

This has literally told me fuck all about why you'd want to kill yourself. It's not attention whoring. Fine. You don't need a depressing story. Fine. You've been closing off people because, why, exactly? They didn't like you, you didn't like them? Oh, let me guess, "it's just how I am, man. You wouldn't get it." I'll be as fucking condescending and as high and mighty as I please, thank you very much. This epiphany of yours, when and how did it occur? When you realised you were utterly alone? So what? Have you ever questioned yourself? Really think it through? Or you just went along with it, just because it was "logical"; which is bullshit, by the way.

And good job making your mum cry. I'm sure she'll be less "attached" to you, because that's how mothers work. So you were basically an asshole to your mum for no god damn reason whatsoever. Yes, having a different perspective that no one would understand because you yourself have no fucking clue what you're talking about. Say it clearly and concisely. "I want to kill myself because Jenny from class B turned me down for the prom." That's a reason. What you told me is nothing. Or, perhaps, that is the whole point. There is no reason. No reason behind life, death and you just don't give a fuck. Congratulations, then.

EDIT: Off to class. Think about what you're going to respond, if you are indeed going to.

by **MikuHatsune** Mon May 21, 2012 1:09 pm

vlad makes a terrible suicide prevention agent lol

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