Re: /g/eneral Chat: Tastes like Spam Edition

by Spectral Spider Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:40 am

Zpektre wrote:Don't listen to them bug. I bet you look super cute in the dresses you buy.

:D
Thank you. ^_^

by Kneesocks Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:41 am

Spectral Spider wrote:
TopgunUK wrote:I had my money on Bug starting hormone treatments or some kind of new dragon dildo becoming available, set my sights too high.
Heh.
Nah... I don't have a job, so no hormone treatments for me yet! :/

And I prefer simple human dildos.
Consider me old fashioned.

Though that Smaug 9000 coming out in August is looking pretty tantalizing!

bug is gonna be a trap soon?

by Spectral Spider Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:41 am

DeepThroat wrote:totally gay

Don't you fucking dare try to dull my sparkle.

by Guest Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:42 am

DeepThroat wrote:totally gay

I agree with this

Spoiler:

by Spectral Spider Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:46 am

Kneesocks wrote:
Spectral Spider wrote:
TopgunUK wrote:I had my money on Bug starting hormone treatments or some kind of new dragon dildo becoming available, set my sights too high.
Heh.
Nah... I don't have a job, so no hormone treatments for me yet! :/

And I prefer simple human dildos.
Consider me old fashioned.

Though that Smaug 9000 coming out in August is looking pretty tantalizing!
bug is gonna be a trap soon?

Soon?
I've been dressing up on and off for over a year now, brah.

I don't know when I'll actually get to start changing, though.
I really wish someone would fucking hire me already.

by Kneesocks Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:47 am

Spectral Spider wrote:
Kneesocks wrote:
Spectral Spider wrote:
TopgunUK wrote:I had my money on Bug starting hormone treatments or some kind of new dragon dildo becoming available, set my sights too high.
Heh.
Nah... I don't have a job, so no hormone treatments for me yet! :/

And I prefer simple human dildos.
Consider me old fashioned.

Though that Smaug 9000 coming out in August is looking pretty tantalizing!
bug is gonna be a trap soon?
Soon?
I've been dressing up on and off for over a year now, brah.

I don't know when I'll actually get to start changing, though.
I really wish someone would fucking hire me already.

i call first dibs on your boy pussy

by Spectral Spider Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:58 am

Kneesocks wrote:
Spectral Spider wrote:
Kneesocks wrote:
Spectral Spider wrote:
TopgunUK wrote:I had my money on Bug starting hormone treatments or some kind of new dragon dildo becoming available, set my sights too high.
Heh.
Nah... I don't have a job, so no hormone treatments for me yet! :/

And I prefer simple human dildos.
Consider me old fashioned.

Though that Smaug 9000 coming out in August is looking pretty tantalizing!
bug is gonna be a trap soon?
Soon?
I've been dressing up on and off for over a year now, brah.

I don't know when I'll actually get to start changing, though.
I really wish someone would fucking hire me already.
i call first dibs on your boy pussy

._________________________________________.

Like... nuh.
No-one gets dibs on my sexual business.
Shit's under my control.

by **BrandonBandicoot** Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:59 am

I just found out I could have saved an hour and a half every day when going home from school if I just transferred onto a bus that I get on at a different transit point.

I wonder how many days of my life I wasted taking FUCKING public transportation.

by **Saya** Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:02 am

That's your own stupidities fault BB. Bakaaaa~

by Spectral Spider Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:04 am

Zpektre wrote:That's your own stupidities fault BB. Bakaaaa~

*stupidity's

And we all have our little failings... doesn't make Brandicoot's issue less sucktacular.

by **Saya** Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:05 am

:< why I do bad engrish!

by Kneesocks Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:05 am

Spectral Spider wrote:
Kneesocks wrote:
Spectral Spider wrote:
Kneesocks wrote:
Spectral Spider wrote:
Heh.
Nah... I don't have a job, so no hormone treatments for me yet! :/

And I prefer simple human dildos.
Consider me old fashioned.

Though that Smaug 9000 coming out in August is looking pretty tantalizing!
bug is gonna be a trap soon?
Soon?
I've been dressing up on and off for over a year now, brah.

I don't know when I'll actually get to start changing, though.
I really wish someone would fucking hire me already.
i call first dibs on your boy pussy
._________________________________________.

Like... nuh.
No-one gets dibs on my sexual business.
Shit's under my control.

you keep thinking that anyway time to be lazy

by **BrandonBandicoot** Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:08 am

DAYS OF MY LIFE

I WILL NEVER GET BACK

I'M PRACTICALLY DYING EARLY

by Guest Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:08 am

BrandonBandicoot wrote:I just found out I could have saved an hour and a half every day when going home from school if I just transferred onto a bus that I get on at a different transit point.

I wonder how many days of my life I wasted taking FUCKING public transportation.

same thing happened to me but only 20-30 min difference

by Spectral Spider Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:09 am

Zpektre wrote::< why I do bad engrish!

Because your father was Satan.
And your mother was also Satan.

by **Saya** Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:11 am

So I have a single asexual parent that is satan?

by Kneesocks Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:13 am

Zpektre wrote:So I have a single asexual parent that is satan?

demon child

by Spectral Spider Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:16 am

Zpektre wrote:So I have a single asexual parent that is satan?

Well no...
Asexual implies that it doesn't have sex, whereas my statement asserts the opposite.
If anything, your parent would be autosexual and hermaphroditic... and Satan.

by NinjagoonAF Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:18 am

SLAY THE DEMON CHILD!!!!

by **Saya** Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:18 am

Asexual means it comes from a single parent and has the same traits.

by Guest Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:19 am

NinjagoonAF wrote:SLAY THE DEMON CHILD!!!!

it must be done

by Spectral Spider Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:27 am

Zpektre wrote:Asexual means it comes from a single parent and has the same traits.

No, asexual means "not sexual"
The A- is a prefix meaning "not"

Asexual reproduction is when an organism creates an offspring without having sex... like when amoebae reproduce via mitosis.
In the events that I described, I specifically said that your mother and your father were both Satan, which would mean that Satan sired you via its own womb... that it had sex with itself.

Imagine a slug (which is hermaphroditic) reproducing with itself.
It's still sex... just with itself.

by Guest Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:37 am

New trailer for ‘Rush’

so hyped

by sex offender Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:38 am

finally finish reading Batman(new 52)

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by Guest Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:01 am

I will be back

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