Re: /g/eneral Chat: Some other Edition

by TopgunUK Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:32 am

Spectral Spider wrote:
DeepThroat wrote:and she is willing to touch unknown?

Lolwhat?

No-one is willing to do that.
His own mother's vagina expanded an extra foot when he was being born just so that he wouldn't touch the sides.
The doctors had to pick him off the floor with a forklift.

...which they subsequently burned.

>Implying it had a natural birth

by Wing Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:32 am

TopgunUK wrote:http://ist2-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/2/9/57291/1/q/3/9/1q39W/1364664052129.jpg

It's gonna be so awkward and awesome. Mostly awkward.

by Spectral Spider Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:33 am

DeepThroat wrote:unknown was the chest burster in aliens.

Lol... it's funny that you should say that, because I just imagined the scene in Prometheus where whats-her-face had that fucking squid thing inside her, and was fucking panicking about getting it out with the surgery machine.

Except with Unown instead of the squid thing.
1000 times more terrifying.

TopgunUK wrote:
Spectral Spider wrote:
DeepThroat wrote:and she is willing to touch unknown?

Lolwhat?

No-one is willing to do that.
His own mother's vagina expanded an extra foot when he was being born just so that he wouldn't touch the sides.
The doctors had to pick him off the floor with a forklift.

...which they subsequently burned.

>Implying it had a natural birth

Well I never said the father was human.
Whatever the case, it's really just one of many theories... few of which (if any) involve a truly natural birth.

by CluelessNeko Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:41 am

Kiko wrote:lmao, Unknown...your posts are so terrible and funny.

Kind like with my luck with women sometimes.
I need to learn how to talk to girls.
Hay Top you know what.
That's why that women you like don't love here.
@Dt you the one to talk.

by DeepThroat Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:42 am

vanquished queens...oh.my.fucking.god.
NSFW

by Guest Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:43 am

I lose mental capacity the more I read his posts.

by DeepThroat Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:44 am

yeah top that's why that women you like don't love here!

by Spectral Spider Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:45 am

Kiko wrote:I lose mental capacity the more I read his posts.

Don't talk bad about him, he might punch you in the month like five times.
Or througth a desk at you.

by DeepThroat Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:45 am

lol tard rage

by Spectral Spider Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:46 am

DeepThroat wrote:lol tard rage

Not just any tard rage!
Internet tard rage!

Best shit evar.

by CluelessNeko Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:46 am

DeepThroat wrote:vanquished queens...oh.my.fucking.god.
NSFW

So that show was yuri the whole time.
I Be damn.
I thought it was big boobs girls and loli fighting eachother.

by **Ojou** Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:55 am

Seriously why are dads such jackasses.

by NinjagoonAF Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:57 am

Ojou wrote: Seriously why are dads such jackasses.

idk what makes him an jackass?

by Guest Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:57 am

Ojou wrote: Seriously why are dads such jackasses.

Did your dad touch you?

by Albatross Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:58 am

Ojou wrote: Seriously why are dads such jackasses.

cuz you black.

by **Ojou** Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:59 am

NinjagoonAF wrote:
Ojou wrote: Seriously why are dads such jackasses.

idk what makes him an jackass?

Changing plans at the last minute.

by CluelessNeko Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:01 am

Ojou wrote: Seriously why are dads such jackasses.

I wish i know.I only seem my dad twice.

Guess they have no faith or something.

by DeepThroat Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:01 am

He hot?

by **BrandonBandicoot** Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:07 am

Wing wrote:
TopgunUK wrote:http://ist2-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/2/9/57291/1/q/3/9/1q39W/1364664052129.jpg

It's gonna be so awkward and awesome. Mostly awkward.

Would have posted this earlier but I'm in the middle of 3 essays and a hand cramp.

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