I was born tomorrow Thread

[Rex]

Ain't my engrish good? Listen, I know I haven't been around a lot lately, and that's because some of you are butthurt that i have a life--wait I totally didn't come here to say that. Though what I hoped you've learned or noticed about me over the years is that in my course of all the time I've spent with AF, is that I hate no one, and I've never been someone to throw the first punch, and that deep down I'm actually a very kind AF member which is why I think I deserve to make this thread every other year so EVEN THOUGH I wasn't actually born till 7pm tomorrow, I'm giving you total permission to get drunk and celebrate starting now at Midnight with me. Whaddya say?

Spoiler:

[Hollow]

I don't like drinking by myself.

[Rex]

I don't like drinking by myself.

You don't have to drink, I'm giving you guys free reign, go nuts. Eat candy or pizza or something, I want to share my happiness with you, in whatever way makes you happy.......DON'T RAPE ME.

[Nanamix]

Buy me the beer, then you got yourself a deal.

[Hollow]

I'll drink with Nana.

[Nanamix]

I'm a fairly heavy drinker yo'.

[Hollow]

Good.

[Rex]

I sing at karaoke bars every week. I think I can handle drinking with you guys.

[Albatross]

that i have a life

holy shit.
pfffhahahahahaha.
guys i go to karaokes i haz a life ^_-

[Rex]

that i have a life

holy shit.
pfffhahahahahaha.
guys i go to karaokes i haz a life ^_-

I'm not gonna brag but yeah, I have a really busy life now and I'm grateful for it. I'm so busy, I have to celebrate 2 birthdays tomorrow, well later today after I get some rest.

[Nanamix]

So, does that means I'll get free beers?

[Rex]

You gotta scavenge your own, you're not 21.

[Nanamix]

It's legal where I'm living.

[Rex]

okay but I still can't buy them for you where I'm living. Sorry Nana.

[Destructo]

where da champaggggne

[CluelessNeko]

I drunk something already.

[Pai]

So what is this about? a Birthday thread. I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT!

[Destructo]

Rex is showing off his social feathers

[Pai]

Rex is showing off his social feathers

He loves to flaunt it in people's faces. He even made a thread to do so.

[Albatross]

that i have a life

holy shit.
pfffhahahahahaha.
guys i go to karaokes i haz a life ^_-

I'm not gonna brag but yeah, I have a really busy life now and I'm grateful for it. I'm so busy, I have to celebrate 2 birthdays tomorrow, well later today after I get some rest.

WOAH MAN
TWO BIRTHDAYS
HOLY SHIT WHAT A LIFE

Are you seriously this fucking pathetic.
Fuck off and die.

[Pai]

I don't know why he even made this thread, he could have waited for someone to make a thread that says "Happy Birthday!" but I guess he'll just do it for himself?

[Rex]

Why are you members bringing so much drama to my thread? I get one day, man, one flipping day . I can ignore AF for one day but that obviously isn't my intention here.

Fuck off and die.

You have some growing up to do, young man.

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