Re: /g/eneral Chat Version 5 - plebs gonna pleb

by **BrandonBandicoot** Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:20 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:
Wing wrote:Produced the title of the greatest game ever. That's what.
So you're just some guy walking around Hong Kong, when you hear a whisper from a dark alley. But you are a man. You enter the shadows and a small, mysterious old man approaches you and hands you a scroll, without saying a word. He vanishes just as quickly as you take a peek at the paper in your hand. You suddenly realise you can't read Chinese. Fortunately, there are some instructions scribbled in English. THIS IS CONTRACT MAKE YOU FIGHT GANG DRAGONS YES. DRAGONS SLEEP WITH FISHES YES YOU FIGHTER. That was it. You were to fight the Dragon gang of Hong Kong and put them to sleep. BY MURDER.

9/10

Would pirate.

by NinjagoonAF Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:21 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:
Wing wrote:Produced the title of the greatest game ever. That's what.
So you're just some guy walking around Hong Kong, when you hear a whisper from a dark alley. But you are a man. You enter the shadows and a small, mysterious old man approaches you and hands you a scroll, without saying a word. He vanishes just as quickly as you take a peek at the paper in your hand. You suddenly realise you can't read Chinese. Fortunately, there are some instructions scribbled in English. THIS IS CONTRACT MAKE YOU FIGHT GANG DRAGONS YES. DRAGONS SLEEP WITH FISHES YES YOU FIGHTER. That was it. You were to fight the Dragon gang of Hong Kong and put them to sleep. BY MURDER.

SO HARDCORE!! :A>_>:

by Enlightenment Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:27 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:
Wing wrote:Produced the title of the greatest game ever. That's what.
So you're just some guy walking around Hong Kong, when you hear a whisper from a dark alley. But you are a man. You enter the shadows and a small, mysterious old man approaches you and hands you a scroll, without saying a word. He vanishes just as quickly as you take a peek at the paper in your hand. You suddenly realise you can't read Chinese. Fortunately, there are some instructions scribbled in English. THIS IS CONTRACT MAKE YOU FIGHT GANG DRAGONS YES. DRAGONS SLEEP WITH FISHES YES YOU FIGHTER. That was it. You were to fight the Dragon gang of Hong Kong and put them to sleep. BY MURDER.

YES YES YES YES YES FUCK YES.

by **MikuHatsune** Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:27 am

BrandonBandicoot wrote:
NoblePhantasm wrote:
Wing wrote:Produced the title of the greatest game ever. That's what.
So you're just some guy walking around Hong Kong, when you hear a whisper from a dark alley. But you are a man. You enter the shadows and a small, mysterious old man approaches you and hands you a scroll, without saying a word. He vanishes just as quickly as you take a peek at the paper in your hand. You suddenly realise you can't read Chinese. Fortunately, there are some instructions scribbled in English. THIS IS CONTRACT MAKE YOU FIGHT GANG DRAGONS YES. DRAGONS SLEEP WITH FISHES YES YOU FIGHTER. That was it. You were to fight the Dragon gang of Hong Kong and put them to sleep. BY MURDER.
9/10

Would pirate.

by NoblePhantasm Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:28 am

An actual dragon sweeps down and burns you to death before you can react. The guy was a decoy protagonist, dragons are real and you're given control of the one who just showed up.

*title screen*

by **BrandonBandicoot** Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:29 am

If anyone has an mmobomb account, I'll be trying this game out in case anyone else wants to.

http://www.mmobomb.com/giveaway/warframe-beta-keys

by **MikuHatsune** Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:33 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:An actual dragon sweeps down and burns you to death before you can react. The guy was a decoy protagonist, dragons are real and you're given control of the one who just showed up.

*title screen*

well so much for being a................ chinaborn Adur

by Enlightenment Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:35 am

MikuHatsune wrote:
NoblePhantasm wrote:An actual dragon sweeps down and burns you to death before you can react. The guy was a decoy protagonist, dragons are real and you're given control of the one who just showed up.

*title screen*

well so much for being a................ chinaborn

YYYYYYEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by NoblePhantasm Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:35 am

MikuHatsune wrote:well so much for being a................ chinaborn

You china be funny?

by Wing Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:36 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:An actual dragon sweeps down and burns you to death before you can react. The guy was a decoy protagonist, dragons are real and you're given control of the one who just showed up.

*title screen*

RELEASE DATE.

PLEASE.

by NoblePhantasm Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:39 am

13/13/13

by Enlightenment Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:40 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:13/13/13

CAN'T WAIT TILL SMARCH COMES.

by Pai Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:40 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:13/13/13

OH SHIT IT'S Y2K131313

by **BrandonBandicoot** Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:48 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:13/13/13

Wot.

by NoblePhantasm Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:56 am

It's a joke and reference in 1. Not that I'd expect you to get either. Psh.

by **BrandonBandicoot** Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:57 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:It's a joke and reference in 1. Not that I'd expect you to get either. Psh.

Fuggoff brah I'm sick.

by Enlightenment Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:58 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:It's a joke and reference in 1. Not that I'd expect you to get either. Psh.

by NoblePhantasm Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:01 am

I have so many snarky remarks about that up my sleeve, but I'm better than that. I hope you get well soon.

by UltimaBuster Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:08 am

hey eli join Pai's meinkraft server :)

by **BrandonBandicoot** Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:09 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:I have so many snarky remarks about that up my sleeve, but I'm better than that. I hope you get well soon.

Fuk u.

by Albatross Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:12 am

fuck you

by Revy Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:13 am

Albatross wrote:

Meet me at the ice cream truck, i'll buy you an ice cream. :3c

by Enlightenment Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:15 am

+1 for dat Patrick Bateman.

Or should I say

Spoiler:

by Albatross Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:17 am

by **BrandonBandicoot** Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:19 am

Am I getting so sick that I'm hallucinating or are all of these posts getting retarded?

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