/g/eneral Chat Version FOREVER: you cannot kill that which has no life

Destructo wrote:

TopgunUK wrote:

Destructo wrote:

UltimaBuster wrote:

Destructo wrote:what launch games are you talking about?

NICE HIBIKI

thanks...........

*Opens Exhentai tab*

enough is enough!

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

A man is out walking in New York when he sees a girl being savaged by a fierce dog. He fights off the dog by beating about the head with a stick and saves the girl's life.

The girl's mother rushes over to him: "Thank you, thank you, you are a hero, tomorrow all the newspapers will have headlines about Brave New Yorker Saves the Life of Young Girl"

"But I'm not a New Yorker," the man says.

"Oh, then it will say in all the newspapers Brave American Saves Life of Young Girl," says the mother.

"But I'm not an American," the man says.

"What are you then?" asks the mother.

"I'm an Iranian," the man says.

The next day he sees the newspaper headlines:

Islamic Extremist Kills American Dog.

Evokanu9000 wrote:more jokes:

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

A man is out walking in New York when he sees a girl being savaged by a fierce dog. He fights off the dog by beating about the head with a stick and saves the girl's life.

The girl's mother rushes over to him: "Thank you, thank you, you are a hero, tomorrow all the newspapers will have headlines about Brave New Yorker Saves the Life of Young Girl"

"But I'm not a New Yorker," the man says.

"Oh, then it will say in all the newspapers Brave American Saves Life of Young Girl," says the mother.

"But I'm not an American," the man says.

"What are you then?" asks the mother.

"I'm an Iranian," the man says.

The next day he sees the newspaper headlines:

Islamic Extremist Kills American Dog.

UltimaBuster wrote:second joke....:( sad

EDIT: WHAT kind of savaging are we talking about here?

Pai wrote:this castanic swimsuit is skimpier than I ever thought

Enlightenment wrote:What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last hit was the wall.

UltimaBuster wrote:

Pai wrote:this castanic swimsuit is skimpier than I ever thought

oh...TERA. :(

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Pai wrote:

UltimaBuster wrote:

Pai wrote:this castanic swimsuit is skimpier than I ever thought

oh...TERA. :(

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what I didn't realize is that the back is pretty much a thong and some gold chain.

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Evokanu9000 wrote:cena has lady parts

BrandonBandicoot wrote:

Evokanu9000 wrote:cena has lady parts

Joke's on you! I don't watch rasslin'!

Pai wrote:ded

Pai wrote:blegh (nasty story below)

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i don't feel like eating anymore :c

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MikuHatsune wrote:

Pai wrote:blegh (nasty story below)

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i don't feel like eating anymore :c

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hope you feel better

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Pai wrote:My ass is the talk of the town. :D