Re: /g/eneral Chat Version FOREVER: you cannot kill that which has no life

by **Hollow** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:52 am

LadyRay01 wrote:
Hollow wrote:
LadyRay01 wrote:"I called her on the phone and she touched herself
she touched her self. she touched herself
called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep"

Oh god...

My sister likes this song.

Upbeat instruments + lewd lyrics = instantly catchy song

how old is your sister

14

by NinjagoonAF Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:54 am

How you gon' dance with the devil, with two left feet?
Peep, thinkin' you sweet but you weak
Talkin out of turn'll leave all of your teeth in the street
Momma taught you better, never clash with a giant
Unless you David, remember my nigga, I'm not goliath
Feel the wrath of this titan, hit some water call it Poseidon
Wig out, then hit your ass with a trident

Spoiler:

@Hollow i know that feel bro. my sis the same age and loves nikki minaj

by Enlightenment Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:54 am

by NoblePhantasm Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:55 am

Hollow wrote:14

More of "Top things not to admit or say on the internet" after this...

by Guest Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:57 am

NinjagoonAF wrote:[i]

Spoiler:

get hip bro

by **Hollow** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:59 am

There's no place for me everywhere that I go
Only seems to bring upset and harm
There's one thing that I want and one thing only
Release into the great beyond
Don't want to remember when I was alive
When I held my true love in my arms
For like you I once was, and like me you shall be

by Enlightenment Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:02 am

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said ’You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they’re prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don’t think so
I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain’t trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said ‘FRESH’ and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

by NinjagoonAF Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:06 am

Believe some say the neon signs by the
Loudspeakers repeating that everything is fine;
A subtle solace to demolish the troubled conscience
Of a populace with no knowledge and every freedom denied
Every dream is designed and broadcasted
From the masters to the masses
From the antennas on the top of the shrines
Refine the receiver and plant it
During the panic and short it, it reports back
Everything in your mind, everything is lying
Everything is dying, everything is a rule
Everything is a crime, everything was here then
Everything rewind the new
Weather burned the feathers off everything flying
(And she likes it, and she loves it)
The sadness, the madness, the bad shit
The lavish, the fastest, the clashes, the ashes to ashes
Everything intertwined
My femme fatale my darling fraudulent angel
Once caught her changing the batteries in her halo
Receipt for her wings and everything that she paid for
And the address to the factory where they made those
Scientist said she's all inside my mind
The little boy said what happened to all the girls
The preacher man said she's going to kill off your soul
The dope boy said it's the whole wide world

by Pai Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:07 am

Hollow wrote:
LadyRay01 wrote: how old is your sister

14

:3

by CluelessNeko Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:07 am

PT-Desu wrote:

Cool someone else like that gif.
WTH are you guys and girl singing?

by Guest Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:09 am

Enlightenment wrote:Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said ’You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they’re prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don’t think so
I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain’t trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said ‘FRESH’ and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

by Enlightenment Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:09 am

Pai wrote:
Hollow wrote:
LadyRay01 wrote: how old is your sister

14

:3

Get back, get back
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back
Get back to where you once belonged

by Pai Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:12 am

Over the clouds
New world and blue silence
Spread before me
All the possibilities are there

So far away
Eternal spring over Elysium
Even if your surroundings are dark

You may open your eyes and breathe
I'm free and your free
The blue sky spreads out infinitely
Eternal light

So far away
Eternal spring over Elysium
Even if your surroundings are dark

Now rise and take my hand
As Lethe beckons, ending your torment
This sky accepts everything

Solitary love letters to an uncertain future
Colored by a cosmic joker's sense of reason
Life is not without hope, but each one of us is hopelessly human
Your just a shapeless, human mass
Crawling blind in empty space
Confront yourself your darkened face
Eternal light

Beyond the clouds
Harmonic space towards infinity
I may die so that you may live

Arise and breathe again
The sun in my eyes
Drying your rain away
Your heart shines surely sometimes

Spread your wings, fly away
Blissful light drawing, calling

Heaven in this sky

So far away
Eternal spring over Elysium
Even if your surroundings are dark

Now rise and take my hand
As Lethe beckons, ending your torment
This sky accepts everything

Beyond the clouds
Harmonic space towards infinity
I may die so that you may live

Arise and breathe again
The sun in my eyes
Drying your rain away
Your heart shines surely sometimes

by NoblePhantasm Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:14 am

Pai wrote:I'm free and your free

No...

by Enlightenment Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:15 am

The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournament's begun
The purple piper plays his tune
The choir softly sing
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
For the court of the crimson king

The keeper of the city keys
Put shutters on the dreams
I wait outside the pilgrims' door
With insufficient schemes
The black queen chants the funeral march
The cracked brass bells will ring
To summon back the fire witch
To the court of the crimson king

The gardener plants an evergreen
Whilst trampling on a flower
I chase the wind of a prism ship
To taste the sweet and sour
The pattern juggler lifts his hand
The orchestra begin
As slowly turns the grinding wheel
In the court of the crimson king

On soft grey mornings widows cry
The wise men share a joke
I run to grasp divining signs
To satisfy the hoax
The yellow jester does not play
But gently pulls the strings
And smiles as the puppets dance
In the court of the crimson king

Okay I think posting lyrics are considered spam.

by Guest Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:15 am

Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me

by NinjagoonAF Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:15 am

So...fucking...adorable...

by **Hollow** Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:18 am

Tsukurimashou, tsukurimashou,
Sate sate nani ga dekiru ka na

by Guest Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:21 am

Hollow wrote:Tsukurimashou, tsukurimashou,
Sate sate nani ga dekiru ka na

Lu La lu La piano wa sekai no yumesaku nohara ni melody
Kowareta tokei wo shinjite jikan wa dare no mikata?

by Pai Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:21 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:
Pai wrote:I'm free and your free
No...

According to every lyrics site, that's the correct spelling for the song.

by CluelessNeko Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:23 am

I was walkin' through the city streetsAnd a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink"Run faster, jump higher"Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on the groundYou must think I'm a jokeI ain't gonna be part of your systemMan! Pump that garbage in another man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog standAnd the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!I don't need your handouts!I'm an adult!Please!You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriendShe hands me her cell phone, says it's my dadMan, this ain't my dad!This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!What, you think I'm stupid?I'm not a part of your systemMy dad's not a phone!DUH![ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-threw-it-on-the-ground-lyrics-the-lonely-island.html ]
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday partyWhatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!I threw the rest of the cake, too!Welcome to the real word, jack*ss!
So many things to throw on the groundLike this, and this, and that, and even thisI'm an ADULT!
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autographGROUND!Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got upTurned out the had a taserAnd they tased me in the butthole
Fell to the groundThe phonies didn't let upTasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'My butthole was on fireThe moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
Man!

Saw a post I don't like.
So I throw by notebook on the ground.
Fuck this this shit.
I left my room.
Then I find out my cat had Eat my hoes hoes.
So I throw he on the groud.
They don't make this no more.

In we stop.

by Guest Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:28 am

NinjagoonAF wrote:So...fucking...adorable...
https://www.youtube.com/v/QfS0ZBhHABY

hnnnngguu

by Enlightenment Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:30 am

This thread is boring.

by NinjagoonAF Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:31 am

Enlightenment wrote:This thread is boring.

you're boring

by Enlightenment Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:32 am

NinjagoonAF wrote:
Enlightenment wrote:This thread is boring.

you're boring

Wanker

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