trolling people on omegle because xbox is boring

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: M or f
You: does it matter?
Stranger: Yes
You: f
Stranger: Cool I'm a m
You: i kinda figured.
Stranger: Yea I know I feel like a duche bag srry just really horny
You: are you now?
Stranger: Yes
You: so, what should we do about that?
Stranger: You should talk dirty to me
You: ok.
You: so...
You: were in my bedroom, lights are dimmed down a bit.
You: come on... im losing interest.
Stranger: I would cuddle with you first then slowly unbotton or take of your shirt then your bra
You: there you go.
You: i like that, i moan a little.
You: quietly.
You: i push you back playfully and go to undo my pants
Stranger: I would do it for you
You: thats so sweet.
You: after my pants are off, i slowly take off my panties...
You: SURPISE!
You: MY DICK FLOPS OUT!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: 19 f
Stranger: hey ;)
You: why you ask?
Stranger: cause im 21 m usa
Stranger: and i like women
You: you looking for dirty talk?
Stranger: maybe ;)
You: ok. where do we start?
Stranger: wherever u would like ;)
You: ok, we are at my place, top floor of a nice hotel, big open picture window with a cityscape outside.
You: lights are dim
Stranger: I reach in slowly and brush the hair back from your face, then move in for a kiss
Stranger: we getting taking eachothers clothes off as we continue kissing until we are both naked and very horny ;)
You: i gently push you onto the bed. i hear something behind me towards the window. i ignore it and climb next to you.
Stranger: I grab your big tits and tease them as you reach down and grab hold of my cock ;)
You: i hear the window break behind me, as we turn to look, there is a giant scaly face staring back through the window. OH MY GOD, GODZILLA!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
You: you didnt run fast enough
You: he ate you.
Stranger: good story ;)
You: also im a guy.
Stranger: fuck u fag
You: <3
Stranger: I hate u bitch
You: want to start over?
Stranger: EAT MY DICK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: well, how rude. you dont even say hi?
Stranger: hii
You: thats more like it.
You: hello
Stranger: asl??
You: 19 f usa
Stranger: what brings u here??
You: looking for a little "fun"
You: you?
Stranger: same here
Stranger: wat kind fun??
You: you into roleplaying?
Stranger: sure
You: ok, where are we?
Stranger: teacher or student
You: that works. student please.
Stranger: r u teachere??
You: ok, fine.
You: you start
Stranger: u teach me geography
You: ok.
You: thats exciting...
Stranger: bt i m little weak in geo..
You: ok, what part of geograpy do you need help ing?
You: in?
Stranger: then u start my extra clsses in ur home
You: ok, that works i guess.
Stranger: u wear deep neck top
You: no, i wear the school regulated button up shirt and long black pants
Stranger: ok
Stranger: then
Stranger: ur top 2 butons r open
You: no, thats against regulation.
You: they are buttoned.
Stranger: then
You: are you sure we shouldnt be teaching you keyboard skills?
Stranger: yeah
You: ok. continue
Stranger: then one day i put my hand on ur thigh
You: i brush it off. that ind of contact isnt allowed between teachers and students.
Stranger: bt u teach me personally
Stranger: then
You: i know. i take my work very seriously and dont want to lose my job. there arent a lot of schools looking for teachers nowadays.
Stranger: then fuck ur asshole
You: that kind of contact DEFINITELY isnt allowed. try again.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

you shouldve told them you were black first and see what happens

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: m21
Stranger: hi
You: f20, want to talk dirty?
Stranger: yhh depends if uve got a nice pussy or not
You: the best.
Stranger: 9" hard between my legs atm ;)
You: 9/16 and juicy like a starburst.
You: so what are you wearing?
Stranger: jus my ck boxers lol
Stranger: you?
You: im wearing jeans, socks, and an old white "weekend warriors" t shirt.
You: should i change that?
Stranger: yhh take it all off n play with ur pussy while thinkin of me n my huge cock
You: ok.
You: ill start slowly, no need to rush things.
Stranger: ;)
You: what should i call you?
Stranger: umm liam, thats my name lol
You: ok liam, i gotta say...
You: im actually a guy, but please keep going, youre giving me a boner.
Stranger: urrrggghhh u weirdo why would u pretend to be a girl to chat to guys thats jus fucked up at least be straight with people rather than lying
You: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DICK!
Stranger: umm no i think i told u enough u fag
You: ok, do you want me to pretend to be a girl again?
Stranger: no im goin now u fuckin perverted freak
You: please dont leave
You: we have so much in common
Stranger: byeeeeeeeee no we dont im english and ill kick ur fuckin face in if u ever talk to me again
You: i will never forget you liam, you will always be the one that got away
You: <3
Stranger: haha my name aint even liam you pleb
You: YOU LIED TO ME?!
You: HOW DARE YOU!
Stranger: calm down dont get ur nickers in a twist you fuckin homo go find alan carr or sum1
You: im sorry, lets just go back to pretending im a girl.
You: oh liam, im so wet right now!
Stranger: yhh coz ur face is covered in blood after i one banged you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol brits, it must have been sammy xD

oh wait hes welsh lol

You guys should try it out sometime. It brings out the weirdos and gets their hopes up when you play along with them.

are there some times that you dont get weirdos?

MikuHatsune wrote:are there some times that you dont get weirdos?

No

MikuHatsune wrote:you shouldve told them you were black first and see what happens

This one's for you.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: 20 m
You: 19 f, wanna play?
Stranger: you dominant or submissive babe?
You: i can do whatever.
Stranger: oh awesome
Stranger: lets do it baby
You: ok, where are we?
Stranger: on an airplane
You: thats new
Stranger: yeah lets take it to the bathroom baby
You: ok, but what will the other passengers say?
Stranger: mm they can deal with it
You: al right
Stranger: as long as we walk out with our clothes on
Stranger: ;)
You: :>
Stranger: can you be dominant baby?
You: ok
Stranger: yes take control baby
You: alright, i reach into my purs and take out a pair of handcuffs
You: strap your hands to the sink
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: lock me up baby
You: alright!
Stranger: i...cant...move baby
You: i pulll your pants down, they tear a little
You: i dont care
Stranger: you pull them down and my cock is clearly rock hard through my boxers
You: woohoo
Stranger: what're you gonna do babe?
You: i pull my skirt off
You: stand directly behind you so you cant see me
Stranger: mm yeah you're so hot baby
You: honds on your waist
Stranger: oh but i want to see your sexy hot body
You: look in the mirror
You: as you glance in the mirror...
You: I RAM MY HUGE BLACK COCK IN YOUR ASS!
You: IT HURTS SO BAD!
Stranger: ??
You: OH YEAH
Stranger: are you not a girl?
You: no, im a black guy.
You: why?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol. I'd rather read about the trolling than participate in it.

this guy took me off guard when he said "yes", but i caught myself and did what i could.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M or f
You: f, why?
Stranger: Male
Stranger: Im really hard..
You: oh, are you?
Stranger: Yea. I'm horny..(:
You: on a scale of 1-10?
Stranger: 8
You: wow
Stranger: Why
You: same here, but i would say im closer to a 10.
Stranger: Wanna make me a ten?(;
You: maybe...
Stranger: Talk dirty to me
You: ok.
You: you like foreplay or you want to get straight to it?
Stranger: Little foreplay
You: ok
Stranger: Describe it nice(;
You: alright.
You: about 10 inches long, kind of tan, not too much. really veiny.
You: the left one sits lower than the right
Stranger: Yea
You: you like?
Stranger: Yes
You: ok.
Stranger: More
You: can i stuff it in your butt?
Stranger: Yes please
You: really?
Stranger: Yes!!
Stranger: Be gentle
You: ok. as i stick it in, slowly, softly...
You: you glance back at me
You: but
Stranger: Can I suck the cum out of it too?
You: its the creepy little puppet from jigsaw!
You: IT WAS A STICK OF DYNAMITE!
You: youre dead.
You: "lets play a game"
You: now what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

omfg i cant stop laughing xD

Alright, last one


You: hi
Stranger: M
You: f 27
Stranger: M19
Stranger: You got FaceTime baby?
You: No, I don't. What's that?
Stranger: Its for iPhone or iPod touch
Stranger: Skype?
You: I have Skype. Why?
Stranger: You willing to get naked over Skype?
You: My husband is sleeping upstairs...
Stranger: Go in the bathroom
You: Slow down cowboy!
Stranger: Well do you have a phone?
You: Of course I have a phone.
Stranger: If I give you my number will you send some naked pics?
You: I'm not comfortable giving out my phone number quite yet.
Stranger: Email?
You: ...thinking maybe
Stranger: Please?
You: What would you do with them?
Stranger: Beat it to you❤
You: I'm a bit shy about the size of my cock.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

rofl xD

This reminds me a lot of GaiaOnline.

No idea what omegle is but this is just hilarious

Omg, I lol'd so fucking hard. I demand moar.

Stranger: hey. m.f?
You: hi
You: f 27
Stranger: m 21
You: just a youngin'!
Stranger: hahaa kinda
You: whatchya mean 'kinda'?
Stranger: i don't always feel young haha
You: well m 21, you like girls?
Stranger: hahah yeah
You: you sure do laugh a lot. you must be shy...
Stranger: nope, it's just a habit
You: i bet you have a sexy laugh.
Stranger: that's not all that's sexy about me
You: do tell!
Stranger: i've got a ripped six pack and i'd say some pretty big muscles and a pretty big dick
You: Shh... don't go anywhere sugar! I need to make sure my husband is sleeping.
Stranger: haha okay
You: He's sound asleep...
Stranger: sounds good
You: Where you from honey?
Stranger: Illinois, you?
You: kentucky.
Stranger: nice, that's where i'm trying to move to
You: i don't know if you'd like it here.
Stranger: why not?
You: The girls wouldn't leave you alone ... a cute boy like you.
Stranger: oh really?
You: I know I'd love to see that six pack!
Stranger: i hear that a lot
You: I bet you do cutie. Now tell me about your dick
Stranger: it's 9 inches and a pretty wide girth
You: is it hard right now?
Stranger: a little
You: Oh c'mon! just a little? What would it take to get that dick harder?
Stranger: maybe a picture or a knowing that you're touching yourself?
You: Sugar, I would send you a picture if I could, but my husband is a real mean drunk and would get awful jealous.
You: But I am touching myself. I feel like I'm missing something down there...
Stranger: and what could you be missing?
You: A great big rock hard cock...
You: Make your dick hard for me baby! pleeeeeez
Stranger: it's startin to get there
You: I am having a real hard time typing with 1 hand.
Stranger: i'm starting to have that problem too
You: You want tell me more about your cock?
Stranger: it's probably the longest lasting cock out there, i can go for hours and i'd make you feel so good
You: Hmmm... I miss that.
Stranger: i could make you love it again
You: It's been such a long time since I had a hard cock...
Stranger: you could use mine once i move to kentucky
You: Maybe I will... What part of KY are you moving to? I'm a half hour east of madisonville.
Stranger: that's actually where i was thinking of moving
You: Aahhwww that's too friggin' cute!
Stranger: you could come visit at my place so your husband wouldn't know =P
You: My husband works long hours. You could visit me too!
You: Tell what you'd do with your huge dick.
Stranger: i'd pound your pussy hard and make you moan so loud everybody could hear it
You: Slow down baby! I just had my dick chopped off and I'm still saving to get a pussy.
Stranger: hahh whatt?
You: I forgot to mention that didn't I? Oops!
You: I just had surgery last month.
Stranger: ooh snap
You: No, it was more of a slice.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I let that one go on a little too long

Good lord, can't stop raffing. Moar!

lawl

Zoom is a master troll.

i figured this was worth sharing, however small it may be:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: mujhe koi ladki se bat karni hai
You: POLKAS PALABRAS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ALSO

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: whats up?
Stranger: ma dick
You: oh, cool! mine too!
Stranger: yumm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

A little too quick. I like the long crafted art of trolling much better.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Sex.
You: hi
Stranger: Hi m
You: f here.
Stranger: Age?
You: watch any good movies lately?
You: 19
Stranger: Ok 22 (making sure not underaged:P) umm I've seen Gamer
You: that was a decent movie.
Stranger: Ya:)
You: the plot was good, casting was good. ending left something to be desired though.
You: what did you think?
Stranger: True, true a little too bloody for my taste but ok 7/10
You: yeah. what did you think about the intro? i found it to be a bit too lengthy myself. they should have vut to the action a bit quicker.
Stranger: Ya kindof confusing too
You: yeah, i had to back it up to figure out what was going on. what was your favorite part?
Stranger: Not to sound Pervy but I liked the twins tits:P
You: lol works for me.
You: i personally thought they used a bit too much sex appeal. my favorite part by far was the face off between the two last guys.
Stranger: Hahaha that was good but, then again I'm a guy, we are addicted to sex xD
You: i suppose so.
You: the last part was really intense. i wasnt thinking that guy would win, to be honest.
Stranger: Now, I'll be happy to continue this conversation but I'm in a bit of a dilema
You: what is that?
Stranger: Now, don't leave
You: ok.
You: you either
Stranger: Ive been, pleasuring for an hour and a half and cannot finish... Would you be so inclined to help
You: lets finish about the movie first.
You: then whatever you want
Stranger: Alright
You: what was that guys name again, the black guy?
Stranger: I can't remember it's been a month or so since i
Stranger: Last saw it
You: ugh. either way, i think they made him too muscular, and too much of a "stereotypical black guy"
Stranger: Hahaha they tend to do that in a lot of movies
You: if he was more calm and level headed, i could have gotten into his character a bit more.
You: what do you think?
Stranger: Possibly, but it did intensify the movie moreso
You: i guess so.
You: yeah, thats actually pretty smart.
Stranger: Haha
You: i think the main guy shouldnt have been so much of an underdog too. they do that too often.
Stranger: In almost every movie
You: it would have been nice if he was more of the "macho agressive, cant be taken down" kind of guy.
You: take the stage from the black huy a bit more.
Stranger: Haha he was in a way, he was being rooted for
You: well yeah, but through the whole thing, he had a feeling of "he might lose in the end"
You: and he was kind of scrawny for a main character
Stranger: Ya, and VERY trur
You: but, it was a pretty unique idea, and i could totally get behind a sequel, if they didnt make it too over the top.
You: so, i would say 8/10.
Stranger: A sequel would be nice, but would have to change, not the same movie, different timeline
You: but i gotta break something down for you real quick.
You: some of it you will like, some of it not so much.
Stranger: Some of what?
You: A: im not a chick
B: i intentionally drove this conversation away from sex as long as possible
C: i have never seen the movie "Gamer" before. as a matter of fact, ive never even heard of it.
Stranger: Lmao
Stranger: Good one man
You: <3
You: i suppose you dont want me to help with pleasuring you, so i will let you get going
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This thread is full of lolz.