The Story Game!

So considering I am bored. How about a game :)

So in this we (hopefully) post a short continuation of a story of the last poster (optimally with a picture). Anything goes in the bounds of anime law (which means everything?!).

So let's get started.



You are walking down the road. Remembering a short cut your classmate told you about you went down a side alley and as you you turn around a corner further in the alley an agited man pops up 10 meters before you holding an FNC and aiming at you.

You realize that you left the oven on before you took a school girl to the jaw

And then suddenly, gundams

you know...
I blame the video games for the lack of imagination of our youth...

I'll show you imagination.
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Through all the ferrets trickery and deceit, their Gundams are actually a highly advanced machine race of synthetic-organic starships. Every 50,000 years, the Gundams venture from their hibernation in darkspace and kill all life in the galaxy so that the synthetics don't kill the organic life which the Gundams are currently killing in the galaxy. Even the ferrets aren't exactly sure what to make of the whole "saving organic life by killing it so synthetic life from the next cycle don't kill organics." thing.

They think it's a load of crap.

and then suddenly the galaxy blows up in a brilliant glow of blue.....or red......or was it green....

Holy cup, I like this topic already.

Also I can't really find any corresponding images.

Maybe the main protagonist can be this guy.

She gets horny. You get horny. Both of you starting getting it on. You black out. Hours later you wake up in a daze. You don't remember what happened. She stole your kidney.



edit: its more than one line, its a paragraph, fairly "coherent". just super saiyan

^
wasn't loved as a child so his vagination is bad

ZoomTranquilty wrote:^
wasn't loved as a child so his vagination is bad

Silence shrew!

As you look closer you see that she just gave you very tight Bear Paw Mittens. On that note you notice she dressed you up in a Gothic Lolita costume too and... What the hell are those Flippers on your feet!?
"What kind of sick mind...?"
After you methodically undressed everything you stand there now in you underpants...
"Damn her... what now?"
You see a paperclip and an empty pen casing on the floor, also apparently the nuclear reactor in the room is in critical condition.

Then you hear a voice over a couple of speakers conveniently placed in the room.
"I want to play a game"
You immediately realize that it was the voice of the same girl that left you for dead...and with your kidney.
you say "well shit what would Macgyver do?"
A light bulb lights up above your head as you freak out and stare at it wondering how it magically appeared there.
A minute later you develop a device to contain the fusion reactor from melting down into a miniature sun.

You then realize that it was really hot and hear the ice cream truck come by. You thrust your hand into your pocket and peruse the contents, only to realize you had no money. So you then decide to sell the device to your neighbor, who gave you $1.25. You run to the ice cream truck's last location and notice smoke in the sky and a bunch of people circling around a tipped-over truck. You were bewildered.

You get closer and closer.To see it was not the track.It was something else. You heard a creepy sound.

You find out that it was indeed an ice cream truck and there was nothing peculiar about it, the noise you heard was nothing.
The fusion reactor ended up melting anyway since the device you sold to your neighbor is now being used as a coaster. The fusion reactor ended u[ consuming him, his house, and his cat, as a miniature sun spawns out of nowhere engulfing anything in its path.

As you see the sun growing and closing in on you, a Super Aryan appears!



He looks at the growing danger and decides to power up.



With a simple backhand slap he flicks the growing sun far out of orbit.
Then he turns back to you and says.
'Peasant this is now my world, prostate before me!'
But suddenly someone shouts:
'Halt Evil Doer!'
As you turn around, you see:



Both start to battle it out but none of them seems to be able to get the upper hand.
Yet out of nowhere both stop and grasp their throats. You hastily look around why they might do it and see a figure clad in white!



You immeadiantly recognize him. It's Lord Pope and he faith chokes the shit out of both.

After choking them he throws both of them into the sun that was flicked away earlier. You stand there in awe of what the fuck just happened and Lord Pope turns towards you with a serious look in his face. He approaches you and you start to panic while spaghetti starts to fall out of your pocket.

"FUCKING GAMESTOP" you think to yourself as Lord Pope stands before you.

"It is time for you to fulfill your destiny young one." You're wondering what the hell he was talking about until he throws you some kind of cylindrical object.

"Wait, what am I supposed to do with this?!?"

Lord Pope replies, "Look into your heart and you'll find the answer."

Shaking the object you say, "How about you look into thes-" before you finish the object shoots out a beam of light. It's a light saber. "Wh-what the fuck is going on?!?"

Lord Pope replies, "It is true then, you have been selected to take part in a battle to decide THE NEXT PRESIDENT!"

The fuck happened to this game?!? Did everyone lose interest or something?

mmm, I think there should be more love and rainbows