/g/eneral Chat: I Got No Thyme For This Shit Edition

Destructo wrote:

Cobalt wrote:Fuck you brandi i got fired today and its all because of you

lol how did you goof up?

I didnt everyone got fired
they wanted to bring in all new people so 14 people lost their jobs including my brother that got me the job

wouldnt the correct term be 'laid off' then?

Yeah, he got laid off.

i got fired but i dont mind.
im already applying for jobs for the fall semester.
the one i want pays 11/hr and you work with computers and monitor the computer labs.
also you can work over the winter and summer breaks

Why were you fired?

DeepThroat wrote:wouldnt the correct term be 'laid off' then?

technically yes but im pissed
then again i haven't worked there in about a month since it shuts down for the summer and ive been doing something else
but atleast now i have some good experience since the company is highly rated

He got laid.

I didn't get fired, cause I aint got no job

I just remembered
I can actually say that i washed a plate that obama ate off
cause that did happen

Cobalt wrote:I just remembered
I can actually say that i washed a plate that obama ate off
cause that did happen

Did you lick it?

no........ i didnt know which one it was but i know it was in there somewhere
if anyone is interested this is where i worked  
http://www.jacksonandcompany.com/index.htm

Hollow wrote:Why were you fired?

he said that i didnt annotate enough articles, that i didnt thoroughly read them, and that i lied to him about how many i did.
he wanted 300 i only had 50 on my computer.
later on i remembered i had more files on my ipod and flash drive and i found them and uploaded them.
he said delete them and dont bother.
oh well

Lazy ass.

well im off
lets just hope that the steam sales up early tomorrow

meh im not bothered by losing my job.
i still have another job to do so its all good.
i do NOT want to work this job next semester.
i will only be going to class tuesday and thursday so monday, wednesday, friday i will have off and i dont wanna be stuck in my room or in a library annotating articles all day.
it is such a boring ass job.
and on top of that there is no job security. i can work for 4 weeks and then be put on hiatus for 3 months with no income and not knowing if i should seek another job or not
i want a job with actual human interaction, not a job where i am isolated

Hollow wrote:

Cobalt wrote:I just remembered
I can actually say that i washed a plate that obama ate off
cause that did happen

Did you lick it?

He inserted it into his rectum.

DeepThroat wrote:i want a job with actual human interaction, not a job where i am isolated

Prostitution.

You're self employed, you choose your hours and negotiate your pay.

a legal job...
and dont say 'move to las vegas where prostitution is legal'
 

Way to be a square, yo.

Sell your blood. Or semen.

Wing wrote:Or semen.

But they have to meet certain standards don't they?
I mean, for they to accept your sperm in which case they'll never accept such low tier semen.

morning

Morning ppls

wtf dude...

Nigga you up early.