Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

by NoblePhantasm Sat May 25, 2013 2:35 am

Wing wrote:I don't know. He's like a helpless puppy. If I kick him, I'll feel bad about it. For at least fifteen minutes.

But if you show me love and acceptance, we'll eventually get close enough to where I can wrap my teeth around your neck.

EDIT: Err... I meant that as a continuation to the puppy metaphor, not the whole vampirism thing. Works just as well I suppose.

by Wing Sat May 25, 2013 2:41 am

I find the idea of someone putting their fangs into my neck and drinking my blood highly erotic. For whatever reason.

I'll leave my drapes open tonight. *hint hint*

by Spectral Spider Sat May 25, 2013 2:50 am

Wing wrote:I find the idea of someone putting their fangs into my neck and drinking my blood highly erotic. For whatever reason.

I'll leave my drapes open tonight. *hint hint*

You have to actually invite us in... otherwise we'll just have to resort to masturbating outside your window.

by NoblePhantasm Sat May 25, 2013 2:53 am

Wing wrote:I find the idea of someone putting their fangs into my neck and drinking my blood highly erotic. For whatever reason.

I'll leave my drapes open tonight. *hint hint*

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by **BrandonBandicoot** Sat May 25, 2013 3:04 am

I'm going to go to UPS at 9:00 to see if I can get a job there.
Which sounds like a horrible horrible ideas because
1. I'm frail as shit so I'm gonna kill myself lifting things.
2. I have no sense of direction so I can't drive very far.

But hey, money. I'd throw Noble under a bus for it.

by NoblePhantasm Sat May 25, 2013 3:06 am

A LOT of people would, which is kinda terrifying.

by Wing Sat May 25, 2013 3:10 am

Good thing you're durable!

by **BrandonBandicoot** Sat May 25, 2013 3:13 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:A LOT of people would, which is kinda terrifying.

I'd throw you under a bus for a lot of things actually.
Money is just the #2 reason. Right under no reason at all.

by Spectral Spider Sat May 25, 2013 3:18 am

Frail, you say?
Pix?

by NoblePhantasm Sat May 25, 2013 3:19 am

Wing wrote:Good thing you're durable!

Yeah, I'm pretty thick.

by Kyu Sat May 25, 2013 3:20 am

TopgunUK wrote:http://exhentai.org/s/e9462f9e5c/522349-1

This must be in the part of exhentai you shouldn't go to.

by Wing Sat May 25, 2013 3:21 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:
Wing wrote:Good thing you're durable!
Yeah, I'm pretty thick.

Ew, no. That's not what I meant at all. Stop it.

You're supposed to be my sparkling vampire prince.

by **BrandonBandicoot** Sat May 25, 2013 3:28 am

Spectral Spider wrote:Frail, you say?
Pix?

I'm sure if I tried to flex whatever "muscle" I have it'd be like in the cartoons where my arm inverts into a limp noodle.

by NoblePhantasm Sat May 25, 2013 3:31 am

I have a song for that!

by Spectral Spider Sat May 25, 2013 3:31 am

BrandonBandicoot wrote:
Spectral Spider wrote:Frail, you say?
Pix?
I'm sure if I tried to flex whatever "muscle" I have it'd be like in the cartoons where my arm inverts into a limp noodle.

If only you were white and pretty! D;

by **BrandonBandicoot** Sat May 25, 2013 3:35 am

Spectral Spider wrote:
BrandonBandicoot wrote:
Spectral Spider wrote:Frail, you say?
Pix?
I'm sure if I tried to flex whatever "muscle" I have it'd be like in the cartoons where my arm inverts into a limp noodle.
If only you were white and pretty! D;

Yeah fuck you.

I eat damn near everything in the house and I haven't gained a pound yet. I'm still fucking underweight relative to my height.

by Wing Sat May 25, 2013 3:41 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:I have a song for that!

My head hurts now. I'm hoping it's only a coincidence.

by Spectral Spider Sat May 25, 2013 3:43 am

BrandonBandicoot wrote:
Spectral Spider wrote:
BrandonBandicoot wrote:
Spectral Spider wrote:Frail, you say?
Pix?
I'm sure if I tried to flex whatever "muscle" I have it'd be like in the cartoons where my arm inverts into a limp noodle.
If only you were white and pretty! D;
Yeah fuck you.

I eat damn near everything in the house and I haven't gained a pound yet. I'm still fucking underweight relative to my height.

My boner is picky, so sue me.

Pssssh... underweight, my ass.
You're just lighter than most people your height. I don't think you should think that you're somehow deficient because your body doesn't conform to the average. So long as you're healthy, it's all good. (Albeit potentially inconvenient)

by **BrandonBandicoot** Sat May 25, 2013 3:48 am

Nigga it ain't even "conforming to the average". I don't want to be able to play the xylophone on my chest anymore.

by Spectral Spider Sat May 25, 2013 3:54 am

BrandonBandicoot wrote:Nigga it ain't even "conforming to the average". I don't want to be able to play the xylophone on my chest anymore.

Would you prefer the glockenspiel, or perhaps the marimba?

And sustained physical activity would probably buff you up a bit... or at least make you stronger.

by **BrandonBandicoot** Sat May 25, 2013 4:09 am

Spectral Spider wrote:
BrandonBandicoot wrote:Nigga it ain't even "conforming to the average". I don't want to be able to play the xylophone on my chest anymore.
Would you prefer the glockenspiel, or perhaps the marimba?

And sustained physical activity would probably buff you up a bit... or at least make you stronger.

I've never done anything consistently but I was joking about the limp noodle arms.
It's just whatever muscle I have looks fucking weird on me because of how thin I am.

by NoblePhantasm Sat May 25, 2013 4:10 am

Wing wrote:My head hurts now. I'm hoping it's only a coincidence.

I do, in fact, have a song for that, too. I'll spare you.

by Spectral Spider Sat May 25, 2013 4:14 am

BrandonBandicoot wrote:
Spectral Spider wrote:
BrandonBandicoot wrote:Nigga it ain't even "conforming to the average". I don't want to be able to play the xylophone on my chest anymore.
Would you prefer the glockenspiel, or perhaps the marimba?

And sustained physical activity would probably buff you up a bit... or at least make you stronger.
I've never done anything consistently but I was joking about the limp noodle arms.
It's just whatever muscle I have looks fucking weird on me because of how thin I am.

Oh.
For a moment there, I thought your bones actually sagged.

You know what you could do?!
LARP!
You get to hit people with foam swords, and lose all dignity in the process.

by NoblePhantasm Sat May 25, 2013 4:15 am

LIGHTNING BOLT!

by **BrandonBandicoot** Sat May 25, 2013 4:18 am

Spectral Spider wrote:
LARP!

No.

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