/g/eneral Chat: The ride never ends, Edition

Unfortunately no, buuuuuuuuut I did find $100 on a grave one day.

Rin wrote:Unfortunately no, buuuuuuuuut I did find $100 on a grave one day.

That was probably someone giving money to their dead relative as a sign of posterity... and you STOLE IT!

Which isn't that big a deal since fucking someone was gonna end up with the money... and it wasn't going to be that fucking corpse.

I didn't steal it. I turned it in, waited a week, and they gave it to me since noone claimed it. It would have been faster to just pocket it, but for some reason I have a high moral code. It gets annoying sometimes.

One time I found this torn envelope just full of 20 dollar bills... there was probably like 200 dollars in it at least...

I picked it up, checked the ID which was also in it, then walked after a dude on a bike who had recently biked past me, caught him as he had turned around and returned every last bill to him.

It made me think about my own morality like... did I do this because I'm a good person by choice, or because of mere habit? It made me feel weird.
But at least I did the right thing arguably.

Recently, I realized that I do things not because I know it's the right thing to do but because dealing with the consequences later is a pain and I don't want to have to deal with that.

rin was having sex with the bodies!
also fuck yeah kanu figure shipped!

How did you kn....I mean NO I WASN'T!!!

Rin wrote:How did you kn....I mean NO I WASN'T!!!

i know your kind of people

What do you mean by "your kind"

.....racist

Rin wrote:What do you mean by "your kind"

.....racist

Pfffft, you can't be racist against white people!
Especially if you're black.

Black people can't be racist.
Silly cracker!

Oh yeah, well...........ummm.....give me a few days and I'll think of a comeback.

Don't you hate it when you think someone's attractive, and your penis might be like "Let's do this" and that one part of your brain is like "But they're so pretty! @_@ like... like some kind of majestic beautiful flower!"

Then your dick is like "Yeah, let's try to fuck it."
And you try to be like "Stop being a dick" but you end up being like "-_-... fine."

DT knows what I'm talking about!
Just kidding, DT doesn't actually have a conscience.

Spectral Spider wrote:Don't you hate it when you think someone's attractive, and your penis might be like "Let's do this" and that one part of your brain is like "But they're so pretty! @_@ like... like some kind of majestic beautiful flower!"

Then your dick is like "Yeah, let's try to fuck it."
And you try to be like "Stop being a dick" but you end up being like "-_-... fine."

nope

Pai wrote:

Spectral Spider wrote:Don't you hate it when you think someone's attractive, and your penis might be like "Let's do this" and that one part of your brain is like "But they're so pretty! @_@ like... like some kind of majestic beautiful flower!"

Then your dick is like "Yeah, let's try to fuck it."
And you try to be like "Stop being a dick" but you end up being like "-_-... fine."

nope

Well then you're a whore! :I

A whore that people would want to be reimbursed for using!

Spectral Spider wrote:

Pai wrote:

Spectral Spider wrote:Don't you hate it when you think someone's attractive, and your penis might be like "Let's do this" and that one part of your brain is like "But they're so pretty! @_@ like... like some kind of majestic beautiful flower!"

Then your dick is like "Yeah, let's try to fuck it."
And you try to be like "Stop being a dick" but you end up being like "-_-... fine."

nope

Well then you're a whore! :I

A whore that people would want to be reimbursed for using!

you read that the wrong way

Pai wrote:

Spectral Spider wrote:

Pai wrote:

Spectral Spider wrote:Don't you hate it when you think someone's attractive, and your penis might be like "Let's do this" and that one part of your brain is like "But they're so pretty! @_@ like... like some kind of majestic beautiful flower!"

Then your dick is like "Yeah, let's try to fuck it."
And you try to be like "Stop being a dick" but you end up being like "-_-... fine."

nope

Well then you're a whore! :I

A whore that people would want to be reimbursed for using!

you read that the wrong way

I took it as you don't have a part of your brain that tells you that someone's pretty to the point of overwhelming your instinct to want to fuck them...

Spectral Spider wrote:

Pai wrote:

Spectral Spider wrote:

Pai wrote:

Spectral Spider wrote:Don't you hate it when you think someone's attractive, and your penis might be like "Let's do this" and that one part of your brain is like "But they're so pretty! @_@ like... like some kind of majestic beautiful flower!"

Then your dick is like "Yeah, let's try to fuck it."
And you try to be like "Stop being a dick" but you end up being like "-_-... fine."

nope

Well then you're a whore! :I

A whore that people would want to be reimbursed for using!

you read that the wrong way

I took it as you don't have a part of your brain that tells you that someone's pretty to the point of overwhelming your instinct to want to fuck them...

well that's kinda right. I don't think I would try to stop myself from fucking some girl if I thought she was "so beautiful like some kind of flower" if the opportunity presented itself. I said no, because no opportunity has ever presented itself.

Pai wrote:

Spectral Spider wrote:

Pai wrote:

Spectral Spider wrote:

Pai wrote:nope

Well then you're a whore! :I

A whore that people would want to be reimbursed for using!

you read that the wrong way

I took it as you don't have a part of your brain that tells you that someone's pretty to the point of overwhelming your instinct to want to fuck them...

well that's kinda right. I don't think I would try to stop myself from fucking some girl if I thought she was "so beautiful like some kind of flower" if the opportunity presented itself. I said no, because no opportunity has ever presented itself.

Wanna hug it out?

no, I'm not sad about it or anything, lulz

Oh well that's good.

In semi-related news, I messaged a girl on my stupid dating site like a month ago... and I shouldn't expect her to get back to me since her profile whatever says she's busy with stuff and whatever, but she comes online quite often (wow I'm a stalker), and hasn't even looked at my profile.

She's a bisexual math-nerd, and has a higher calculated rating with me than anyone else I can easily find within... the planet...
And she lives 16 miles away... along the train line I used to take to school all the fucking time.

So I'm a little bit vexed.

sup guy i just woke up