17yo single black BBW looking for love in all the wrong places

Hey y'all, ma namez Sharronza.
I a hawt black single female woman looking for... a MAYUN.

I like long walks on duh beech, gettin mah nailz dun, gettin mah perm did, gettin mah gooch vajazzled, and SHANKIN MARK ASS TRICKS THAT DON'T TAKE CARE O DEY KIDS. I'M LOOKIN ATCHU MARTRELL. DIS BABY YOURS.
Oh wait, no hold on... dis baby is actchuly Jamals.

Hold on...
Okay, yeah...
*rummages through dufflebag*

Now DIS baby yours, MAR-TRELL.
If you don't gimme dat child suppart, imma cutchu like... again.

Your sarcasm wounds me.

This sounds like an trap.

it is neko, she will get you

Evokanu9000 wrote:it is neko, she will get you

Like hell that's going happen.
My trap sense is tingling
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uhhhh...welcome i guess...

I leave you for like a year and this is what happens?

why hello there, Sharranza

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Spectral Spider wrote:Hey y'all, ma namez Sharronza.
I a hawt black single female woman looking for... a MAYUN.

I like long walks on duh beech, gettin mah nailz dun, gettin mah perm did, gettin mah gooch vajazzled, and SHANKIN MARK ASS TRICKS THAT DON'T TAKE CARE O DEY KIDS. I'M LOOKIN ATCHU MARTRELL. DIS BABY YOURS.
Oh wait, no hold on... dis baby is actchuly Jamals.

Hold on...
Okay, yeah...
*rummages through dufflebag*

Now DIS baby yours, MAR-TRELL.
If you don't gimme dat child suppart, imma cutchu like... again.

Why don't you go back your mothers internet? Oh, wait...

Ojou wrote: Eat a dick nigga.

But my doctor told me that penis is bad for my halitosis, Raisin-chan~

LastBlues wrote:I leave you for like a year and this is what happens?

Yes Bluesy.
Due to your absence, I gained a hundred pounds, switched sexes, became black, got pregnant many times, and de-aged by six years.
You were my anchor, babes, and without you, things just went crazy bananas.

Woe is me.

MikuHatsune wrote:why hello there, Sharranza

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You have won the "My favorite post thus far in this thread."

Have a compliment... handsome stranger.

Vanellope Von Schweetz wrote:Why don't you go back your mothers internet? Oh, wait...

Because if I were allowed to talk to you anywhere that wasn't public, like the library... I'd self-harm.

I have a riddle!
How is Undies just like undies?

Give up?

Spoiler:

Oh, Bug-chan~

:3

Undies-kun, uguu~

Ojou wrote: It's bad for your bad breath?

yep

Bug! You're here! :D

Frocobo wrote:Bug! You're here! :D

Holy shit, you're right! :O