17yo single black BBW looking for love in all the wrong places

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Post by Spectral Spider on Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:21 am

Hey y'all, ma namez Sharronza.
I a hawt black single female woman looking for... a MAYUN.

I like long walks on duh beech, gettin mah nailz dun, gettin mah perm did, gettin mah gooch vajazzled, and SHANKIN MARK ASS TRICKS THAT DON'T TAKE CARE O DEY KIDS. I'M LOOKIN ATCHU MARTRELL. DIS BABY YOURS.
Oh wait, no hold on... dis baby is actchuly Jamals.

Hold on...
Okay, yeah...
*rummages through dufflebag*

Now DIS baby yours, MAR-TRELL.
If you don't gimme dat child suppart, imma cutchu like... again.
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Post by NoblePhantasm on Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:34 am

omg lol so funny xddd
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Post by Spectral Spider on Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:38 am

Your sarcasm wounds me.
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Post by CluelessNeko on Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:02 am

This sounds like an trap.
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Post by Guest on Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:03 am

it is neko, she will get you

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Post by CluelessNeko on Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:10 am

Evokanu9000 wrote:it is neko, she will get you
Like hell that's going happen.
My trap sense is tingling
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Post by NinjagoonAF on Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:25 am

uhhhh...welcome i guess...
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Post by Nanamix on Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:09 am

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Post by Ojou on Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:40 am

Eat a dick nigga.

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Post by LastBlues on Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:19 am

I leave you for like a year and this is what happens?

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Post by MikuHatsune on Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:37 am

why hello there, Sharranza

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Post by Ojou on Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:02 pm

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Post by Vanellope Von Schweetz on Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:08 pm

Spectral Spider wrote:Hey y'all, ma namez Sharronza.
I a hawt black single female woman looking for... a MAYUN.

I like long walks on duh beech, gettin mah nailz dun, gettin mah perm did, gettin mah gooch vajazzled, and SHANKIN MARK ASS TRICKS THAT DON'T TAKE CARE O DEY KIDS. I'M LOOKIN ATCHU MARTRELL. DIS BABY YOURS.
Oh wait, no hold on... dis baby is actchuly Jamals.

Hold on...
Okay, yeah...
*rummages through dufflebag*

Now DIS baby yours, MAR-TRELL.
If you don't gimme dat child suppart, imma cutchu like... again.

Why don't you go back your mothers internet? Oh, wait...
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Post by Spectral Spider on Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:01 pm

Ojou wrote: Eat a dick nigga.
But my doctor told me that penis is bad for my halitosis, Raisin-chan~

LastBlues wrote:I leave you for like a year and this is what happens?
Yes Bluesy.
Due to your absence, I gained a hundred pounds, switched sexes, became black, got pregnant many times, and de-aged by six years.
You were my anchor, babes, and without you, things just went crazy bananas.

Woe is me.

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Vanellope Von Schweetz wrote:Why don't you go back your mothers internet? Oh, wait...
Because if I were allowed to talk to you anywhere that wasn't public, like the library... I'd self-harm.

I have a riddle!
How is Undies just like undies?

Give up?
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I put my dick in both of them.
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This was probably disproportionately mean. I merely jest, my negro brother.
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Post by Vanellope Von Schweetz on Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:01 am

Oh, Bug-chan~

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Post by Spectral Spider on Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:11 am

Undies-kun, uguu~
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Post by Ojou on Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:12 pm

It's bad for your bad breath?

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Post by Guest on Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:22 pm

Ojou wrote: It's bad for your bad breath?

yep

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Post by Frocobo on Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:24 am

Bug! You're here! :D
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Re: 17yo single black BBW looking for love in all the wrong places

Post by Spectral Spider on Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:01 am

Frocobo wrote:Bug! You're here! :D
Holy shit, you're right! :O
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