Nine Words that Women use

i think you guys need to read this

(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

( 8.) Whatever:
Is a woman’s way of saying F*** YOU!

(9) Don’t worry about it, I’ll do it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

yeah i remember reading this a while ago, funny

i had to put up

Sometimes giving her gifts will also make her suspicious and believe you are trying to apologize for something you may have done because being nice and giving flowers is apparently an invitation for an interrogation.

Too bad I had to experience all these tings on my own before finding it on the Internet xD

Lies I tell you lies, forget what you have read

What Guys Really Mean

"It's a guy thing." Really means.... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?" Really means.... "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means.... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain." Really means.... "I have no idea how it works."

"That's interesting, dear." Really means.... "Are you still talking?"

"You know how bad my memory is." Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I do help around the house." Really means.... "I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing." Really means.... "I sure hope I think of some reasons pretty soon."

"What did I do this time?" Really means.... "What did you catch me doing?"

"I heard you." Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"I missed you." Really means.... "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."

"I don't need to read the instructions." Really means.... "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

Sound about right.

lol i know but guy and girls are the same

Just stay away from women like I do and everything is cool.

LadyRay01 wrote:Lies I tell you lies, forget what you have read

What Guys Really Mean

"It's a guy thing." Really means.... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?" Really means.... "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means.... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain." Really means.... "I have no idea how it works."

"That's interesting, dear." Really means.... "Are you still talking?"

"You know how bad my memory is." Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I do help around the house." Really means.... "I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing." Really means.... "I sure hope I think of some reasons pretty soon."

"What did I do this time?" Really means.... "What did you catch me doing?"

"I heard you." Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"I missed you." Really means.... "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."

"I don't need to read the instructions." Really means.... "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

This is perfect lol