Corrupt the Wish!

She becomes you're wife, but whenever you look at her she goes to her full wolf form

I wish we could space travel

we find the covenant and theres no master chief to save us :T

i wish i was superhuman

You become super human, but you cannot control your strength, everything you touch gets easily destroyed, touching someone is something you cannot do let alone have sex with someone.

I wish for lady luck to be at my side.

shes at your side but she chooses not to give you any luck

i wish i was indestructible

You are but only on a monkey dressing level.

Wish was not hot.

UnknownDepth wrote:You are but only on a monkey dressing level.

Wish was not hot.

First off, you really need to explain your corruptions better cause I can't make any sense of it.

Second, it's no longer hot but you caused a second ice age that's irreversible.

I wish I had an evangelion.

Lol

You get an Eva but the moment you go inside and try to link it, the Eva goes berserk. What's worse is that you have the nuclear fusion type so you see your Eva eating everything in its path
(or was it nuclear fission?)
I wish I could envelope myself in flames and it would not affect me negatively

you do and you become the fire that cleanses the world

i wish i wasnt afraid of heights

Through your wish you become the nice person you wish to become, but in exchange you absorbed the nice-ness of the people around you making them into assholes

I wish my ankle injury healed fully :(

UltimaBuster wrote:Through your wish you become the nice person you wish to become, but in exchange you absorbed the nice-ness of the people around you making them into assholes

I wish my ankle injury healed fully :(

Your ankle is fully healed, but your injury gets transferred to your arm........your fapping arm .

I wish I had a perfectly functioning jetpack.

it healed fully and then some, you can now run faster than anyone, the corps regards your talents at the highest, and sticks you in force recon......hmm dunno if thats a corrupt wish....to some it would be lol

i wish i had a powerful indestructible laptop!

goddamit killa

Killaman16 wrote:

UltimaBuster wrote:Through your wish you become the nice person you wish to become, but in exchange you absorbed the nice-ness of the people around you making them into assholes

I wish my ankle injury healed fully :(

Your ankle is fully healed, but your injury gets transferred to your arm........your fapping arm .

I wish I had a perfectly functioning jetpack.

you use it and you appear on NORAD's security grid, the US fires its patriot missile defense systems and scrambles f-22s to your location in which you get blown up by the combined might of merika's military might

i wish i had a powerful but indestructible laptop

Edited
Too slow of post

You get a super powerful indestructible laptop which is password protected by the best security in the world. Problem is you forgot the password cause you set it while watching tv

I wish for a box that has infinite food in it

it also has infinite bacteria and spoiled all the food

i wish for a box

The box you wished for is big enough to fit someone inside, and the moment you get the box you get transported to an unknown area forcing you to live inside the box for quite a long time

I wish for the destruction of all drug cartels!

nice box O_o

all drug cartels are destroyed but the US needs some profiteering, so they decide to ban imports in hentai both physical and digital even going as far as developing quantum computing software powered by a million computers housed on multiple satellites orbiting the earth, so now new cartels are created by the hundreds of millions of otaku on earth.......not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing lol

i wish for a million bucks, and by bucks i mean deer

All the deer in the world became depressed and killed themselves.

I wished that I could own a closet-full of snapbacks.

you get you wish but upon opening said closet the sheer amount of snapbacks that were stuffed in there to fill the maximum volume of the closet without compromising the structural integrity of the closet came crashing down on you and you suffocate to death

i wish i had sex with every hot female celebrity out there ....that didnt have sexual diseases

mother fu....

the sun stops being a faggot and disappears, in its a place a black hole, we all die

Edit: i wish i can remember to post a wish

You didn't wish for anything in your previous post. You will die alone.


I wish I can speak all languages of the world.

Godammit i did it again it Only happens when i post something before the corruption

You can speak all the languages of the world, but world leaders decided that english should be the only language spoken and they developed a device that erased all other langauges and replaced it with english

I WISH FOR A PONY

U wot m8?