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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by CluelessNeko on Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:20 am

You get one but the 3D was real.


Wish I had a anime catgirl girlfriend.
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by MikuHatsune on Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:25 am

And she bites off your dick thinking its a hot dog

I wish for nothing Adur

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by UltimaBuster on Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:28 am

Nothingness comes but you are left there in the vast blank white and the only thing positive is that it isn't pure black nothingness

I wish there was superheros
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by MikuHatsune on Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:32 am

There are but youre that normal guy that gets killed by the super villains attacking the city

I wish all toilets flush everywhere.....and toilet seats are germ free

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by UltimaBuster on Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:54 am

The toilet seats are germ free but the water is much more disgusting, every time you flush the water shoots up your ass making internal contact resulting in you catching multiple diseases

I wish I was the dragon bahamut
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by MikuHatsune on Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:00 am

You are but you get killed by each final fantasy character multiple times, each time for each character in each game

I wish i am the fire that cleanses the world Adur

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by UltimaBuster on Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:05 am

You are now the fire that cleanses the world, but the world ends in ice forever placing the temperature at absolute zero

I wish I could stop time
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by MikuHatsune on Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:07 am

But you have to bold your breath to do it, also you have lung cancer

I wish food and drinks dont make me get the shits here

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by UltimaBuster on Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:14 am

You no longer get the shots but it's because your large intestinal tract connected to your small intestines, now you have to remove wastes by pissin it out making it feel like you have kidney stones each time you piss

I wish I could changed carbon composition like what greed does in full metal alchemist
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by MikuHatsune on Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:43 am

UltimaBuster wrote:You no longer get the shots but it's because your large intestinal tract connected to your small intestines, now you have to remove wastes by pissin it out making it feel like you have kidney stones each time you piss

I wish I could changed carbon composition like what greed does in full metal alchemist

You can but you are forever in that hardened armor and your dick turns into some weapon killing every girl you stick it in.....also yoi cant feel anything from it

I wish for two wishes Adur

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by UltimaBuster on Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:03 pm

You are allowed two wishes but the second wish makes you lose everything you hold dear, which you do not know until you make that second wish

I wish building and creating was as easy as minecraft
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by MikuHatsune on Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:08 pm

there is but you are alone and also....creepers.....paratrooper creepers Adur

i wish i had a hooligan tool

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by UltimaBuster on Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:15 pm

You acquire one but you do not know how to use it efficiently then realize that you were better off with an axe

I wish I had all three powers of the triforce
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by CluelessNeko on Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:24 am

UltimaBuster wrote:You acquire one but you do not know how to use it efficiently then realize that you were better off with an axe

I wish I had all three powers of the triforce
You get three power of Tripeace.
wish i can go in my tv.
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by NoblePhantasm on Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:36 pm

You wait for the Midnight Channel to come on as usual, but once inside, you fail to overcome your Shadow's power and you die.

I wish I had a library of my own.
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by MikuHatsune on Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:36 pm

UnknownDepth wrote:
UltimaBuster wrote:You acquire one but you do not know how to use it efficiently then realize that you were better off with an axe

I wish I had all three powers of the triforce
You get three power of Tripeace.
wish i can go in my tv.

I dont get it....

You get yoir wish and a russian mafia mobster breaks down your door grabs you by the throat and throws you INto your TV

I wish they took me to the mall so that i can buy some things

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by FightingFurball on Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:44 pm

NoblePhantasm wrote:You wait for the Midnight Channel to come on as usual, but once inside, you fail to overcome your Shadow's power and you die.

I wish I had a library of my own.
You get one but you now live in a facist world where the ownership of books is a criminal offence.
You are incarcerated and executed in the end because of blatend crime.

I wish to be an all-powerful immortal Dragon!

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by MikuHatsune on Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:12 pm

Edit: i didnt see nobles post, my bad

You are now a dragon.....but then dragonborn comes and fus ro dahs your ass

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by Nanamix on Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:39 am

Since Miku are too retarded to post his wish, I will take the honor:



You got turned into a cute little kitten, and get to sleep between some hot chick's pair of tits.

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by FullArmageddon on Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:13 am

^ It's great at first, but you soon start to go insane out of sexual frustration from not being able to do her. One night she brings a guy home and they start getting it on - and all you can do is watch. You have a raging hard-on that you can't get rid of... you then look out the window and see a female cat...

I wish I could read minds.

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by CluelessNeko on Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:00 am

You can only read dogs mind.

Wish I can have sex with girls from hentai.
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by Killaman16 on Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:03 am

UnknownDepth wrote:You can only read dogs mind.

Wish I can have sex with girls from hentai.
You do but you get NTR'd afterwards.

I wish I could command people to do things like in Code Geass. Aeeh
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by Destructo on Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:27 am

You do, but then you get stabbed years later by your close friend and perish. :D

I wish this headache would gtfo.
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by MikuHatsune on Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:57 am

Nanamix wrote:Since Miku are too retarded to post his wish, I will take the honor:



You got turned into a cute little kitten, and get to sleep between some hot chick's pair of tits.

Anf

i hate my phone

Destructo wrote:You do, but then you get stabbed years later by your close friend and perish. :D

I wish this headache would gtfo.

it goes away, but you found out that you actually have cancer/tumor, and the pain went away because your pain/pressure receptors were destroyed there


i wish i knew how to play every instrument

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by Killaman16 on Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:52 pm

You learn how to play with instruments, just not any musical ones. I wish I could do Inception.
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