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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by Destructo on Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:36 am

Your parents get you a mlp plushie, but then your dog took it and... defiled it.

I wish that the idolmaster games would be localized in the US.

edit: I know I'm fucked, but I couldn't think of anything else.
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by LadyRay01 on Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:28 am

It becomes localized but it's only in Spanish and French

I wish it wasn't so hot in the house

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by MikuHatsune on Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:59 am

Its not so hot but the only reason for that is its nuclear winter, its cold as fuck, and you now probably have cancer

Edit: wish i can remember to wish


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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by YamadaKazuma on Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:21 pm

You didn't wish for anything. You will die alone in an awkward position (bent over the window while a Russian sniper points in your butt).


I wish I have 3 boobs.
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by MikuHatsune on Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:26 am

Godammit! ;_;

Ok ok....you now have three man boobs lawl

I wish i can remember to wish

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by Killaman16 on Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:10 am

MikuHatsune wrote:Godammit! ;_;

Ok ok....you now have three man boobs lawl

I wish i can remember to wish
You remember to wish for something, but you keep forgetting to post it.

I wish my stomach was always filled (not to the point where I blow up) and that I didn't need to eat anymore.
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by YamadaKazuma on Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:46 pm

Your stomach is always full and you never eat again. But your body starts to shut down because of the lack of vitamins. All you have in your stomach is junk food.

I wish that all my 5 senses to be the best in the world.
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by MikuHatsune on Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:26 pm

everyone left on a mass exodus to another planet to escape the super nova of the sun.....you just stayed up too long so you were left alone thereby granting you the person with the best senses in the world :D

i wish the word swag was banned from use

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by NoblePhantasm on Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:44 am

The word "swag" gets banned from use by popular demand and its use is punishable by death. However, the word "snooki" slowly takes over society, effectively replacing every other word.

Snooki snooki, sno-- I mean, I wish I could selectively erase my memories.
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by FightingFurball on Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:13 am

You select the memories that could possible hurt you, but since you are are very frightened person deep down inside this basically includes every memory you have. You end up an empty shell drooling in the sidewalk.

I wish to die because of an asteroid. (don't forget you have to corrupt the wish Adur )
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by Plue on Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:13 am

The wish granting genie mishears you say you wish to die by an "asteroid" and thinks you said "ass roids". You end up dieing a slow agonizing death from hemorrhoids.


I wish I had the axe body spray from those commercials.
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by FightingFurball on Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:20 am

You now have regrettably you are surronded by fat old women... and they are horny.

I wish to know how my old unit is doing.
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by MikuHatsune on Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:59 am

define unit?

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by Destructo on Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:13 am

FF used to be in the military.

...I think. That's the only thing that I can think of..so I didn't really wanna say anything too offensive. :o
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by MikuHatsune on Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:21 am

Yeah.....me neither lol

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by FightingFurball on Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:05 am

I know *evil grin*

There was some quite some restructuring years ago and the batalion was planned to be disassembled and absorbed into others. :)

Let's change the wish then...

I wish for all little kittens to be happy and snuggly taken care of.
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by LadyRay01 on Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:08 am

Mommy cat thinks the world is too cruel so she eats her cute kitten babies thinking they will be safe and happy together in her stomach


I wish I didn't have to work so early tomorrow
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by MikuHatsune on Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:58 pm

You dont have to work early in fact theres no work cause its the apocalypse and china russia and america nuked every square foot of land on earth

I wish i had electricity in my home ;_;

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by Killaman16 on Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:56 pm

MikuHatsune wrote:You dont have to work early in fact theres no work cause its the apocalypse and china russia and america nuked every square foot of land on earth

I wish i had electricity in my home ;_;
You only have enough to power one light bulb.

I wish my drawing skills were better.
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by MikuHatsune on Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:27 pm

Its better now but one day you were stuck on a snowy mountain for days and your hands were frosbit and developed gangrene.....so they had to cut them off

I wish for a cute puppy

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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by LadyRay01 on Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:13 am

The puppy is so cute that merely looking at it causes your eyeballs to implode

I wish I had a sexy butler
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by IeptBarakat on Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:57 am

You get your sexy butler, but he becomes popular with the ladies and quickly changes job to a movie star.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by YamadaKazuma on Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:34 am

Suddenly you can fly, but, as careless as you are, you get caught in a huge spider web and 100 spiders suck you dry. Slowly. Painfully. YOU DIE! On the cold floor.


I wish for a super strong PC.
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by LadyRay01 on Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:37 am

Your super strong pc punches you in the face and you go through the window and a glass shard pierces your heart and YOU die.

I wish it was Friday already
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Re: Corrupt the Wish!

Post by MikuHatsune on Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:08 am

Thursday is like "nope, its apocalypse time" Friday never comes and EVERYONE dies.

i wish that my stomach stops hurting everytime i eat something

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