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trolling people on omegle because xbox is boring

Post by ZoomTranquilty on Thu May 17, 2012 4:46 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: M or f
You: does it matter?
Stranger: Yes
You: f
Stranger: Cool I'm a m
You: i kinda figured.
Stranger: Yea I know I feel like a duche bag srry just really horny
You: are you now?
Stranger: Yes
You: so, what should we do about that?
Stranger: You should talk dirty to me
You: ok.
You: so...
You: were in my bedroom, lights are dimmed down a bit.
You: come on... im losing interest.
Stranger: I would cuddle with you first then slowly unbotton or take of your shirt then your bra
You: there you go.
You: i like that, i moan a little.
You: quietly.
You: i push you back playfully and go to undo my pants
Stranger: I would do it for you
You: thats so sweet.
You: after my pants are off, i slowly take off my panties...
You: SURPISE!
You: MY DICK FLOPS OUT!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: 19 f
Stranger: hey ;)
You: why you ask?
Stranger: cause im 21 m usa
Stranger: and i like women
You: you looking for dirty talk?
Stranger: maybe ;)
You: ok. where do we start?
Stranger: wherever u would like ;)
You: ok, we are at my place, top floor of a nice hotel, big open picture window with a cityscape outside.
You: lights are dim
Stranger: I reach in slowly and brush the hair back from your face, then move in for a kiss
Stranger: we getting taking eachothers clothes off as we continue kissing until we are both naked and very horny ;)
You: i gently push you onto the bed. i hear something behind me towards the window. i ignore it and climb next to you.
Stranger: I grab your big tits and tease them as you reach down and grab hold of my cock ;)
You: i hear the window break behind me, as we turn to look, there is a giant scaly face staring back through the window. OH MY GOD, GODZILLA!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
You: you didnt run fast enough
You: he ate you.
Stranger: good story ;)
You: also im a guy.
Stranger: fuck u fag
You: <3
Stranger: I hate u bitch
You: want to start over?
Stranger: EAT MY DICK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: well, how rude. you dont even say hi?
Stranger: hii
You: thats more like it.
You: hello
Stranger: asl??
You: 19 f usa
Stranger: what brings u here??
You: looking for a little "fun"
You: you?
Stranger: same here
Stranger: wat kind fun??
You: you into roleplaying?
Stranger: sure
You: ok, where are we?
Stranger: teacher or student
You: that works. student please.
Stranger: r u teachere??
You: ok, fine.
You: you start
Stranger: u teach me geography
You: ok.
You: thats exciting...
Stranger: bt i m little weak in geo..
You: ok, what part of geograpy do you need help ing?
You: in?
Stranger: then u start my extra clsses in ur home
You: ok, that works i guess.
Stranger: u wear deep neck top
You: no, i wear the school regulated button up shirt and long black pants
Stranger: ok
Stranger: then
Stranger: ur top 2 butons r open
You: no, thats against regulation.
You: they are buttoned.
Stranger: then
You: are you sure we shouldnt be teaching you keyboard skills?
Stranger: yeah
You: ok. continue
Stranger: then one day i put my hand on ur thigh
You: i brush it off. that ind of contact isnt allowed between teachers and students.
Stranger: bt u teach me personally
Stranger: then
You: i know. i take my work very seriously and dont want to lose my job. there arent a lot of schools looking for teachers nowadays.
Stranger: then fuck ur asshole
You: that kind of contact DEFINITELY isnt allowed. try again.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: trolling people on omegle because xbox is boring

Post by NoblePhantasm on Fri May 18, 2012 2:25 am

ZoomTranquilty wrote:i hear something behind me towards the window. i ignore it
I instantly knew where this was going, lol
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Re: trolling people on omegle because xbox is boring

Post by MikuHatsune on Fri May 18, 2012 3:21 am

you shouldve told them you were black first and see what happens

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