Corrupt the Wish!

Rules for this game are EASY!

Someone post a Wish, the next Poster corrupts it.

For instance:
I wish for world peace.
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But then aliens come and slaughter everybody!


After the Corruption the Corrupter post his own wish.



So then let's start.


Wish:
I wish I would win the lottery.

You win but a billy goat ate the ticket.

I wish I was in Japan nyah

And then Godzilla comes and eats you.


I wish Anime is real >:P

YamadaKazuma wrote:And then Godzilla comes and eats you.


I wish Anime is real >:P

But everything is still 3D and your life is still nothing like your japanese animes.

I wish I had a harem.

Killaman16 wrote:

YamadaKazuma wrote:And then Godzilla comes and eats you.


I wish Anime is real >:P

But everything is still 3D and your life is still nothing like your japanese animes.

I wish I had a harem.

You now have and it consists of 72 buttugly old male virgins.


I wish I could do magic!

FightingFurball wrote:

Killaman16 wrote:

YamadaKazuma wrote:And then Godzilla comes and eats you.


I wish Anime is real >:P

But everything is still 3D and your life is still nothing like your japanese animes.

I wish I had a harem.

You now have and it consists of 72 buttugly old male virgins.


I wish I could do magic!

You are a horrible magician and your magic backfires causing you to vomit slugs

I wish I could talk to animals

And the animals see you as a freak of nature and ban you from ever approaching to them.


I wish I'm a God.

You god for 5 sec then you dead in a painfil way.


i wish for pie.

UnknownDepth wrote:You god for 5 sec then you dead in a painfil way.


i wish for pie.

You get your pie, but it turns out to be a mud pie.


I wish for a nVidia Geforce GTX 670 2GB.

Wing wrote:

UnknownDepth wrote:You god for 5 sec then you dead in a painfil way.


i wish for pie.

You get your pie, but it turns out to be a mud pie.


I wish for a nVidia Geforce GTX 670 2GB.

It comes flying with the speed of sound and smashes your skull.


I wish Aeris would have been revived by a Phoenix Down.

She's revived, but you need to buy the $80 dlc pack.

I wish I was the kawaii imouto.

You and your brother start getting close, but then he pursues the love of his and your childhood friend.

I wish for the stress to go away another day.

Instead of going away, the stress INCREASES! >:O


I wish for a good night sleep x_x

You try going to sleep, but four fire trucks come flying up your street with their sirens turned up to the highest setting.

I wish I was in Japan right now.

You go to Japan. Everything is fine. You find a great girl. Too bad she was a yandere.She killed you while having sex.She cut your body in million prices, and put your body parts in dog food.
(sorry if it's too dark. Write stories back in the day)

Wish for a talking cat.

The cat curses you out every chance it gets

I wish I had a tums yo

It came to life and eat your hair .

Wish form some kool-aid.

You get your kool-aid, but it's in an impenetrable container.

I wish I had a stronger pc.

Your pc turns into the incredible hulk and strangles you with its cords

I wish there was something good to watch on tv

LadyRay01 wrote:Your pc turns into the incredible hulk and strangles you with its cords

I wish there was something good to watch on tv

The TV programme is now awesome but in exchange you turn blind and deaf.

I wish Square Enix would create great Jrpgs again.

They did it was called MLP adventure.


I wish i was super sayin.

You become a super saiyan but then you go to jail because the police think you're abusing steroids

I wish I was an airbender

You become the worst airbender in the history of airbending. One of your attacks misfires and throws you off a cliff into the darkness. You die.


I wish that I have wings and can fly.

You have the most beautiful wings ever, you fly all over the world. Until humans see your wings. They catch you and put you into a zoo for their entertainment.

I wish I had a car.

You have the strongest and most beautiful car every made in human history. You drive around like mad and have the time of your life. Then one day a sharp pain pierces your heart and you wake up in a mental hospital in which you were put in because you were sliding on the street in a cardboard box pretending it's a car.


I wish life would be simple.