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Post by NoblePhantasm on Sat May 25, 2013 2:35 am

Wing wrote:I don't know. He's like a helpless puppy. If I kick him, I'll feel bad about it. For at least fifteen minutes.
But if you show me love and acceptance, we'll eventually get close enough to where I can wrap my teeth around your neck.

EDIT: Err... I meant that as a continuation to the puppy metaphor, not the whole vampirism thing. Works just as well I suppose.
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Post by Wing on Sat May 25, 2013 2:41 am

I find the idea of someone putting their fangs into my neck and drinking my blood highly erotic. For whatever reason.

I'll leave my drapes open tonight. *hint hint*
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Post by Spectral Spider on Sat May 25, 2013 2:50 am

Wing wrote:I find the idea of someone putting their fangs into my neck and drinking my blood highly erotic. For whatever reason.

I'll leave my drapes open tonight. *hint hint*
You have to actually invite us in... otherwise we'll just have to resort to masturbating outside your window.
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Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

Post by NoblePhantasm on Sat May 25, 2013 2:53 am

Wing wrote:I find the idea of someone putting their fangs into my neck and drinking my blood highly erotic. For whatever reason.

I'll leave my drapes open tonight. *hint hint*
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Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

Post by BrandonBandicoot on Sat May 25, 2013 3:04 am

I'm going to go to UPS at 9:00 to see if I can get a job there.
Which sounds like a horrible horrible ideas because
1. I'm frail as shit so I'm gonna kill myself lifting things.
2. I have no sense of direction so I can't drive very far.

But hey, money. I'd throw Noble under a bus for it.

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Post by NoblePhantasm on Sat May 25, 2013 3:06 am

A LOT of people would, which is kinda terrifying.
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Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

Post by Wing on Sat May 25, 2013 3:10 am

Good thing you're durable!
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Post by BrandonBandicoot on Sat May 25, 2013 3:13 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:A LOT of people would, which is kinda terrifying.
I'd throw you under a bus for a lot of things actually.
Money is just the #2 reason. Right under no reason at all.

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Post by Spectral Spider on Sat May 25, 2013 3:18 am

Frail, you say?
Pix?
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Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

Post by NoblePhantasm on Sat May 25, 2013 3:19 am

Wing wrote:Good thing you're durable!
Yeah, I'm pretty thick.
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Post by Kyu on Sat May 25, 2013 3:20 am

TopgunUK wrote:http://exhentai.org/s/e9462f9e5c/522349-1
This must be in the part of exhentai you shouldn't go to.
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Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

Post by Wing on Sat May 25, 2013 3:21 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:
Wing wrote:Good thing you're durable!
Yeah, I'm pretty thick.

Ew, no. That's not what I meant at all. Stop it.

You're supposed to be my sparkling vampire prince.
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Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

Post by BrandonBandicoot on Sat May 25, 2013 3:28 am

Spectral Spider wrote:Frail, you say?
Pix?
I'm sure if I tried to flex whatever "muscle" I have it'd be like in the cartoons where my arm inverts into a limp noodle.

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Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

Post by NoblePhantasm on Sat May 25, 2013 3:31 am

I have a song for that!

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Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

Post by Spectral Spider on Sat May 25, 2013 3:31 am

BrandonBandicoot wrote:
Spectral Spider wrote:Frail, you say?
Pix?
I'm sure if I tried to flex whatever "muscle" I have it'd be like in the cartoons where my arm inverts into a limp noodle.
If only you were white and pretty! D;
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Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

Post by BrandonBandicoot on Sat May 25, 2013 3:35 am

Spectral Spider wrote:
BrandonBandicoot wrote:
Spectral Spider wrote:Frail, you say?
Pix?
I'm sure if I tried to flex whatever "muscle" I have it'd be like in the cartoons where my arm inverts into a limp noodle.
If only you were white and pretty! D;
Yeah fuck you.

I eat damn near everything in the house and I haven't gained a pound yet. I'm still fucking underweight relative to my height.

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Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

Post by Wing on Sat May 25, 2013 3:41 am

NoblePhantasm wrote:I have a song for that!

My head hurts now. I'm hoping it's only a coincidence.
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Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

Post by Spectral Spider on Sat May 25, 2013 3:43 am

BrandonBandicoot wrote:
Spectral Spider wrote:
BrandonBandicoot wrote:
Spectral Spider wrote:Frail, you say?
Pix?
I'm sure if I tried to flex whatever "muscle" I have it'd be like in the cartoons where my arm inverts into a limp noodle.
If only you were white and pretty! D;
Yeah fuck you.

I eat damn near everything in the house and I haven't gained a pound yet. I'm still fucking underweight relative to my height.
My boner is picky, so sue me.

Pssssh... underweight, my ass.
You're just lighter than most people your height. I don't think you should think that you're somehow deficient because your body doesn't conform to the average. So long as you're healthy, it's all good. (Albeit potentially inconvenient)
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Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

Post by BrandonBandicoot on Sat May 25, 2013 3:48 am

Nigga it ain't even "conforming to the average". I don't want to be able to play the xylophone on my chest anymore.

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Post by Spectral Spider on Sat May 25, 2013 3:54 am

BrandonBandicoot wrote:Nigga it ain't even "conforming to the average". I don't want to be able to play the xylophone on my chest anymore.
Would you prefer the glockenspiel, or perhaps the marimba?

And sustained physical activity would probably buff you up a bit... or at least make you stronger.
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Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

Post by BrandonBandicoot on Sat May 25, 2013 4:09 am

Spectral Spider wrote:
BrandonBandicoot wrote:Nigga it ain't even "conforming to the average". I don't want to be able to play the xylophone on my chest anymore.
Would you prefer the glockenspiel, or perhaps the marimba?

And sustained physical activity would probably buff you up a bit... or at least make you stronger.
I've never done anything consistently but I was joking about the limp noodle arms.
It's just whatever muscle I have looks fucking weird on me because of how thin I am.

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Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

Post by NoblePhantasm on Sat May 25, 2013 4:10 am

Wing wrote:My head hurts now. I'm hoping it's only a coincidence.
I do, in fact, have a song for that, too. I'll spare you.
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Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

Post by Spectral Spider on Sat May 25, 2013 4:14 am

BrandonBandicoot wrote:
Spectral Spider wrote:
BrandonBandicoot wrote:Nigga it ain't even "conforming to the average". I don't want to be able to play the xylophone on my chest anymore.
Would you prefer the glockenspiel, or perhaps the marimba?

And sustained physical activity would probably buff you up a bit... or at least make you stronger.
I've never done anything consistently but I was joking about the limp noodle arms.
It's just whatever muscle I have looks fucking weird on me because of how thin I am.
Oh.
For a moment there, I thought your bones actually sagged.

You know what you could do?!
LARP!
You get to hit people with foam swords, and lose all dignity in the process.
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Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

Post by NoblePhantasm on Sat May 25, 2013 4:15 am

LIGHTNING BOLT!
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Re: /g/eneral Chat: Entertainment and content, Edition

Post by BrandonBandicoot on Sat May 25, 2013 4:18 am

Spectral Spider wrote:
LARP!
No.

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